Tell me about the worst or weirdest date you've ever had..I'm collecting stories for my blog, thanks.?

Answer 1

Worst DATE EVER:

A new kid moved into our district and he had no friends. Me and my friends felt sorry for him, so after talking to him a little bit, he asked me out. I was suprised, but I didn't want him to get upset, so I said yes.

So we met at the movies, and he was wearing a TUX! Not kidding! I was just wearing a shirt and jeans that I would wear to school, but HIM! He was soo fancy, and his hair was slicked back with hair gel. I could tell he was so nervous. He was constantly drumming his fingers quietly against his pants, but I could still hear it and see it. The person selling the tickets was staring at him like he was crazy in his tux, and I was just hoping no one from school would see him like that. He was a nice guy, but a tuxedo?? COME ON!

So he insists on paying for the tickets and he says that you should never treat a lady to anything but the best, so he decided to get us a really big popcorn and an expensive slushie for me. I disagreed, but he wouldn't drop it. So while paying for it, he realized he has misplaced about $5. He spent about 10 minutes searching all his pockets (only 4) over and over again, until he finally understood he didn't bring any extra money. We ended up getting a small popcorn and he just got me a small water.

We were walking to the actual theater when I accidently brushed my shoulder against his. I said sorry and started up a conversation, but he became so incredibley nervous! He started shaking and I could see him kind of sweating. When we were almost in the theater, I ask him, "Is something wrong?"

He turns around, looks at me, and his eyes get all wide. Then he screams to the whole place "I AM NOT READY TO HAVE S--!"

Note: I am a virgin and I plan to only lose my virginity when I know the guy I am meant to be with. He got this thought when my shoulder accidently brushed against him!

I was staring at him, mouth wide open, and everyone is staring at me!

I COULD have spilled my water and popcorn all over him, but instead I led him into an empty theater, slapped him, and said, "Listen, I do not want to have s-- with you. My shoulder accidently brushed against you, it didn't mean anything. And I am sorry, but I don't think this date is going any further. Plus, you NEVER wear a Tux on a date."

I walked out of there and went home, he called me up, saying he was sorry, and also said that he spent the whole day before watching old dating movies and listening to his extremely loserish older brothers on what to expect on a date. Needless to say, we both get really shy when we walk past eachother in the hallway.

Answer 2

One of the worst dates I've ever had was when I was supposed to meet a guy at the train station.
I had only been at the train station a couple of times so I was unaware that there was front and back parking lots. When he told me to meet him outside I went to the front while he was in the back waiting for me. When we finally realized this he told me to wait right where I was and he was going to come into the station to get me. I was waited for 5-10 minutes (the station isn't that big) then I started to wonder what was taking him so long. When I called back another dude picked up the phone....then he told me that he was my dates friend. What happened was... when my date got out of his car a truck hit him. But not only did it hit him, his shirt got stuck on the side mirror some how and he got dragged a few feet. Needless to say I was back on the train headed home.
Was it a lie? I'll never know but if it was, it was a good one.

Answer 3

I've got a couple for you! First date I ever went on was when I was seventeen (little late, I know, but I'm a good girl). So anyway, it was a double date. We go to this disgusting, bloody horror movie, then they drive way the hell out to the middle of nowhere. A few minutes later, I'm sitting in the front seat with this guy I just met, and we're both trying to ignore the fact that the two in back are having sex. Bad enough for you?

The second one: I was going to go to prom alone, but my mom thought that was unacceptable b/c she wanted some prom pictures with a guy. So she calls up one of my guy friends and tells him that I was waiting by the phone all day hoping he would call (total BS). So we meet up, he wants to take me to a party afterward (which turned out to be a bonfire in the middle of a field). So I'm sleeping on the grass under the stars b/c no one was sober enough to drive me home. When I wake up, I find that my date has taken off with my prom dress (I changed into jeans and t-shirt before the party), my shoes, my cash, my phone, and everything else that was in his car b/c he wanted to take another girl home. So I'm in the middle of nowhere once again and had to beg a ride off the last guy there. The guy and I had a lot of mutual friends so when I get back to school the next Monday and tell him that I no longer want to hang out or talk, he tells all of our friends that the reason is not because he ditched me but b/c I was jealous of the other girl.

Last one for you...first time I ever went to a party and drank (I was eighteen for this one), I was given a mixed drink. Now I wasn't drugged, but the drink was deliberately made really strong (which I didn't know at the time, having no experience in such matters). Fifteen minutes later, the world is spinning. I spent the next twelve hours doing slow laps around the living room and gripping ice cubes, trying to stay awake because I've got a couple of guys and a bisexual girl taking turns trying to lead me to a bedroom. I should get some new friends, huh?

Answer 4

My strangest date was a summer night I was sixteen. This guy I had dated a few times pops in some music drives us way out of town. We were just enjoying the nice weather with our windows rolled down and listening to the music. He stops his car in the middle of a dirt road with nothing but trees along the sides. He wants me to give him reasons why I would not go all the way with him. As I was wondering what I was going to say, I turned my head to the right out the window, and staring nose to nose with me was a big ol' cow. I screamed, and then we started laughing so hard, that he pulled away, and went back into town to play pool. I never did have to answer him.

Answer 5

LOL well technecly this aint a date but its as funny as hell since i liked this guy alot and his now my bf..ok... we went driving in the city and he just got a new puppy.. and that night i actually put effort into how i looked cos yeah i thought htis guy was hot.. any way the puppy was on my lap.. and every thing was fine till the dog vomited on me it was soo yuck.. any way all chris(the hot guy lol) did was laugh his a.s.s off and i was so embarresed but i was hoping i hid it well and he didnt notice lol.. and way we were driving around for like an hour till we found some were to stop so i could clean my self up and we still laugh about it till this day and its been a bit over 4 months lol

Answer 6

I went out with this guy, who seemed ok. He had this nice car (just Looks on the outside) and was always bragging about how much money he made. OK, went out-- it was summer, hot as heck. The air was broke in this car. i was sweating like crazty. The drivers side door didn't open. And it broke down before we got to the place. The car was smoking like crazy. I had to call a friend to pick me up. He was all about appearance. He called to apologize but, I never went out with him again.

Answer 7

The weirdest date I ever had was with a guy that had a major foot fetish. He kept asking my about my toes all night.

Answer 8

I dated a cheerleader once and I asked where she wanted to go. She wanted to go to the high school baseball game. Come to find out her old boy friend was playing. Seems she just wanted to make him jealous.

Answer 9

worst date was when i was 18 ..guy said we were going to dinner and movie i was all dressed up and.... .well we had pizza delivered and video's while i ended up babysitting his little brothers and he went out with his mates....have'nt seen him since..( life time ago)