2007-02-02 14:06:28 · 11 answers · asked by LoLa 3 in Consumer Electronics ➔ Land Phones
"Yes, you have reached the number you are calling"...or "hello, what do you want with me?"......"hi....we may not get back to you!!!"...get it????
2007-02-02 14:09:30 · answer #1 · answered by sweet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message." That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short. I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call me...
You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition. You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded. If we don't return your call, it means the machine did not work.
This is not an answering machine--this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.
2007-02-02 14:20:51 · answer #2 · answered by melissa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretend that u answered the phone. be like " Hello, Hello?, Oh hey!! Whats up? (pause) yea, no, cool. omg can i tell u sumthing ok, so this is my voicemail so leave a message thanks."
or
" Like totally
like wow
like i'm not here right now
so leave a message after the beep
and thta would be so totally sweet
2007-02-02 14:10:23 · answer #3 · answered by jessicaaaa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone I know had a really funnt answering message!
Hello...? Haha~! You thought it was really me!<
2007-02-02 14:11:11 · answer #4 · answered by aji 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, but you can try others.
But maybe, this:
Sing a song as your answering machine tone thingy.
2007-02-02 14:09:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hi. Oh Hi Who is speaking? What is your TF number? This is not me but just my recorded message. So please call back later
2007-02-03 00:13:57 · answer #6 · answered by Mmmmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey you've just called the hottest line in __________,leave your name and your number and I'll be sure to return the sexiest call ever.
2007-02-02 14:09:21 · answer #7 · answered by Ericqua 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HELLO HELLO YAH HOLD ONE 1 SEC...BIG PAUSE THEN SAY O SORRY I CANT GET TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW AND SO ON!!! GETS THEM EVERYTIME THEY START TALKING TO YOU THINKING YOU ANSWERED THE PHONEW LOL
2007-02-02 14:09:36 · answer #8 · answered by Matthew 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say "Hello" and pause for 3 seconds so the person will start talking, but then go on to say, "I'm not here right now.. blah blah"
2007-02-02 14:09:06 · answer #9 · answered by hjjokerr 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Hello....................... sorry I can't hear you, can you speak up.............................sorry I still can't hear you, can you speak a bit louder...........................look, I still can't hear you properly, can you speak just a bit louder......................... only joking, this is a recording, leave your message after the beep".
Damn my slow typing , it's posted already
2007-02-02 14:11:26 · answer #10 · answered by =42 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋