Is it because you are afraid to learn of it?
2007-02-02 12:28:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
if we're talking about sharing coffee here, i would welcome you with open arms lmao!!! from one coffee freak to another!
2007-02-02 12:32:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How dare you come to MY HOME during my time to eat dinner and pound on my door until I answer, only to shove some jive about coffee in my face??
You know, coffee is full of bad stuff like caffeine, and there is probably dirt from the beans that got snuck in there over time. Obviously, flavored coffee is a marketing scheme by the powerful coffee farmers to keep coffee drinkers in bondage. It doesn't taste nearly the same as what it did a hundred years ago -- the flavor has been maipulated to favor certain fruit additions.
Statisically, people in prison are twice as likely to enjoy coffee, and the divorce rate among coffee drinkers is through the roof. So apparently you coffee freaks aren't as in control as you say you are.
And where are there so many versions of coffee. Is the original bean not good enough for you, you have to add stuff to it, or it's too bitter even for you?
It will only be a matter of time before science shows us how to get caffeine in a more effective way, and then what will you do with your coffee?
Anyway, don't be invading my personal space to peddle your coffee. I don't need your magic coffee bean to fix all my problems for me. And DON'T tell me you'll be "saving me a bag" that line so does not work on us.
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2007-02-02 20:39:37 · answer #2 · answered by cirque de lune 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Mmmmmm... Mango Flavored Coffee... Yum.
2007-02-02 20:31:28 · answer #3 · answered by M L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's long-haired freaks like you in your avatar coming to my apartment ranting about mango-flavored coffee who make me lock my door.
2007-02-02 20:48:12 · answer #4 · answered by Kilroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mango flavored coffee? That's an abomination.
Give me my coffee-flavored coffee.
2007-02-02 20:34:01 · answer #5 · answered by koresh419 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
They like coffee with milk or cream-- you can't put milk or cream in any citrus flavoured drink--it curdles. Or maybe they figure the coffee is a carrot, and they are worried about what it really is that your peddling, and don't want to "learn" anything from any more door to door preachers. When they go to THEIR churches, there is almost always a coffebreak chat group afterwords, and THEY have THEIR coffe there.
2007-02-02 20:41:18 · answer #6 · answered by mld m 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What the FUNK ever happend to a just PLAIN OLD CUP OF JOE?
Why do people have to RAPE the delicious FLAVOR of COFFEE?
If you want a MANGO then EAT a friggen MANGO!
If you want Coffee, then Drink Coffee!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGG !!!
...sorry about that...
...maybe I should'nt have had that 14th Cup today....
GIMME THAT SHOT GUN!!!!! MANGO FLAVOR HAS TO DIIIIEEEE!!!! NOOOOWWWW!!!!
...I better go to bed now....!
2007-02-02 20:36:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
perhaps if you called ahead, to not catch someone in the middle of sleep or sex, possibly? However, not everyone shares the same tastes, i might let you drink your fruity coffee whilest i enjoy a jasmine tea or German lager. Problem solved, right?
2007-02-02 20:33:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't want to even hear about mango coffee bllllllllaaaaaaaaakkk
do you have any friends left? stop this insanity before you have none.
2007-02-02 20:32:07 · answer #9 · answered by màrrach 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was getting ready to have sex in the bathroom and you want me to drink some coffee with ya?
ha ha NO
2007-02-02 20:37:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
fresh mango flavored coffee??? We're they Mormon???
2007-02-02 21:40:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋