An englishman, italian and a frenchman were arguing about who was the best lover. The Frenchman said
"After I make love to my wife I gently kiss her breast and she rises 2 inches off the bed in ecstacy."
The Italian said,
"After I make love with my wife I gentaly kiss her all down her body from her head to her toes and she rises 2 feet off the bed in ecstacy."
The Englishman said,
"After I have sex wi our lass I wipe me knob on the curtains and she hits the bloody roof."
2007-02-02 11:10:36 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!! typical man behaviour of the english man..r the french and italian men for real..or a figment of the imagination.. ;-)
2007-02-02 11:14:04 · answer #1 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is that woman that the italian is talking about? rises 2 feet? she must be inflated. lol
you go english man.the truth is the best way to love a woman. lol
2007-02-02 11:14:36 · answer #2 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have heard different variations in the past but it still makes me laugh
2007-02-02 21:24:30 · answer #3 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I shall now go to bed with a smile.
2007-02-02 11:17:11 · answer #4 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In bed, people sleep. Did that answer your question?
2007-02-02 11:14:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-02 11:17:41 · answer #6 · answered by madfairy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
guess who the english man is
2007-02-02 11:37:33 · answer #7 · answered by feellicks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great job telling that one missy....Will tell my friends that one....
You earned 100 xtra points babe..!!!!
2007-02-02 11:15:09 · answer #8 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ugh...groan...
2007-02-02 11:13:13 · answer #9 · answered by syznotch 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-02-02 11:13:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋