Here's the joke, and I dont get it..... A bartender was working one night and these 3 girls came in carrying a puzzle with a picture of the cookie monster on it and they were chanting "44 days, 44 days" and when the blondes came and sat down on the table, the bartender leaned over and asked her why they were chanting 44 days. The blonde said "because on the puzzle box it said 1-3 months and we finished it in 44 days." ..... I DONT GET IT? HELP ME
2007-02-02 11:02:22 · 18 answers · asked by yayme_denae 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1-3 months like the age appropriateness. The puzzle could be solved by an infant and it took three adult blondes 44 days. ha.ha.
2007-02-02 11:07:37 · answer #1 · answered by Caitlin G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well the box says 1 - 3 months, which is the age suitable for the puzzle, but the blondes think it means 1 - 3 months ( 90 days ) to complete the puzzle.
2007-02-02 11:06:30 · answer #2 · answered by sirdunny 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You told it wrong. On the side of kids toys they list the age appropriate 1-3 years not months. The blondes thought it should take 1-3 years and they did it in 44 days.
2007-02-02 11:07:01 · answer #3 · answered by CctbOh 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
1-3 months was referring to the appropriate age group of the puzzle solvers. So, the Cookie Monster puzzle was for babies, 1-3 months old.
2007-02-02 11:07:02 · answer #4 · answered by Kristine P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1-3 months=90 days
They finished the puzzle under two months.
2 months=60 days
2007-02-02 11:09:17 · answer #5 · answered by Beee. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well it just goes to show how dumd they are.
the box says 1-3 months, specifying the age range for the puzzle. its a kids puzzle and they though it meant the amount of time the puzzle would take to complete.
so they thought 44 days was a record for the puzzle.
2007-02-02 11:23:32 · answer #6 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They puzzle was for babies 1 to 3 months old. They finished it in 44 days. When a baby probably could've finished it sooner... So they thought they were so smart, because they thought the puzzle would take 1 to 3 months to solve... But yeah I think you meant 1-3 years also. 1-3 months? WTF.
2007-02-02 11:07:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first answerer was right, and I think you do get it, but the thing is, it's not that funny... lol
The joke it originated from was when the blonde had a nervous breakdown trying to piece together a box of cornflakes that she thought was a puzzle. Again, only semi halarious. =)
One that's actually a knee slapper is the 3 men (one who was blonde) who jumped off the roof of their workplace to their demise as an act of frustration towards their wives who always made them the same lunch, every.. single.. day. They made a pact together. IF THEY GOT THE SAME LUNCH ONE MORE TIME, THEY WOULD JUMP! Sure enough, same old lunches for all three of them, and down they all went. At their funeral their wives were talkin together and were saying (in bad accents of different sorts, of course), "if only I had made him samosas, instead of the roti, he would still be here today" and another one of them said, "yes, if only I had prepared for him borsht, instead of meatballs, he would still be here with us." The two wives looked toward the third for what she would say, and the third wife, (the wife of the BLONDE husband), said, "don't look at me, my husband made his OWN lunches every day!"
2007-02-02 11:50:32 · answer #8 · answered by ~blessss♫☼ ♪♥ ☼ ♠♫ ♣☺☻ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BECAUSE they finished it in 44 days and the 1-3 months ment the childs age,and they thought that was how long it took other people 1-3 months!!!!!!!{â¥}!!!
2007-02-02 11:09:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
44 days, is within 1-3 months i think
lol
2007-02-02 11:14:29 · answer #10 · answered by Terah B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋