The instant a piece of technology is invented to make our lives easier, someone immediately abuses it. The invention of the telephone made possible long distance vocal harassment by wire... Who made the first dirty phone call? In what year? What did he (I'm assuming it was a 'he') say? And to whom?
2007-02-02 10:37:34 · 16 answers · asked by rhysaurus 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
Probably Bell. Hello, can you hear me? What I can't hear you. Come on over.
2007-02-02 10:46:15 · answer #1 · answered by LINDA G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NY is known as "The Big Apple" because long ago a famous folk hero (Johnny Appleseed) planted a single seed in the middle of the city. Then, in a strange warp in space-time, a boy named Jack planted a seed he believed to be magical in the same spot. In what is still considered a marveling biological advancement, the two seeds fused together on a molecular level. After an impressive rain, the seed hybrid grew into an apple 300ft tall and approximatively 330ft wide. The strangest thing being the absence of a tree. It seems the apple was completely normal, except it grew straight from the ground with its own roots like a beanstalk of some sort. For decades to come, people would visit the city and look up at the impossible fruit and think "that is a big apple". After a while people began referring to the city itself as "The Big Apple". But then, 1943 Oct 11th, something strange happened. As the city laid to rest, the night once again upon them, there was a blinding flash of red light. The flash lasted for nearly 4-5 seconds. No one is certain what caused the flash, but once it was over the apple had simply disappeared. Not only had it vanished, the ground it had grown from had closed as if it were never there. Some say the apple had grown so large it created some sort of fruity supernova and collapsed in on itself in a black hole. Some say the aliens responsible for the death of the dinosaurs came back and destroyed the apple as well. We may never know exactly what happened that night, but one thing is for sure. That was a big-*** apple.
2016-05-24 06:24:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alexander Graham Bell
2007-02-02 10:41:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't either but check this out.
There was a professor who made a clone of himself.
The clone was perfect in every way except that it cussed all
the time. I mean the thing was obscene. Well he was having a
dinner party and didn't want his clone to insult the guests so
he locked it up in a closet. During the party the clone managed to escape and started insulting all of the guests in a most obscene fashion. The professor started to wrestle with the clone and ended up shoving him out of the window which happened to be 12 floors up. When the police came they arrested him for....
Making a obscene clone fall.
2007-02-02 10:43:14 · answer #4 · answered by trichbopper 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, Aledander Bell is probably right but, you asked for "DIRTY" obscene phone call. I would say Larry Flint for the first DIRTY one, lol. That crazy son of a gun.
2007-02-02 10:56:15 · answer #5 · answered by Tell It Like It Is! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alexander Bell. And all he did was some heavy breathing
2007-02-02 10:41:32 · answer #6 · answered by CctbOh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me - oh yes. Mr Bell was shocked, then sounded kinda excited.
2007-02-02 10:40:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me, after I pushed the button
2007-02-02 10:45:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dr.Watson I presume.In 1887.He said "I want you Thomas" and then hung up.Then he called Alexander and they both laughed.
2007-02-02 10:42:45 · answer #9 · answered by one10soldier 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ray Stevens' Willard McBane------"Is that you Martha? I'll bet you can't guess what I'm doing."
2007-02-02 10:56:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋