A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
2007-02-02 09:55:09 · 10 answers · asked by Vanessa Anne Hudgens 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-02 10:40:24 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too many lousy husbands for one hopeless wife
tha's why I don't wanna be a husband.
2007-02-02 18:10:48 · answer #2 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omigosh thats sooooo funny. i love it
2007-02-02 18:36:47 · answer #3 · answered by petra_sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or what? Just Me!
2007-02-02 18:07:15 · answer #4 · answered by afriendlydaisy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha well thats true
2007-02-02 18:01:50 · answer #5 · answered by munkiluvrmp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
nice one
2007-02-02 18:07:06 · answer #6 · answered by Stuntman Mike 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2007-02-02 20:18:06 · answer #7 · answered by BANANA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha sweeet
thats unreal!!!!!!!!!
classic
any more?????
2007-02-02 18:10:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! good one!
2007-02-02 18:02:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumb
2007-02-02 18:07:47 · answer #10 · answered by jeffson2 l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋