I am a blonde but still, do you have any?
2007-02-02 09:54:35 · 7 answers · asked by Lucy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
Blondes Love Puzzles
There was this bartender & he was working at the bar one night. In walked a group of blondes & they were chanting ''44 days! 44 days!'' One of the blondes was carrying a picture puzzle of Cookie Monster in a frame. The bartender leaned towards the blonde holding the puzzle and asked, ''Why are you chanting 44 days?'' She set down the puzzle on the counter and said, ''A lot of people think us blondes are dumb, so to show them, we bought this puzzle and put it together. It said 1-3 months but we completed it in 44 days!''
Soccer Blonde
A Blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager 2 help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
The blonde approached and asked if she was all right.
The girl said she was.
A little while l8ter, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me 2 be ur friend?"
The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.
Felling she was making proggress, the blonde then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"
"Because," the littel girl said with great exasperation,"I'm the golie!!!"
2007-02-02 09:59:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
1.Q:HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY?
A:YOU PUT HER IN A CiRCULAR ROOM AND TELL HER T SIT IN A CORNER.
2.A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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2007-02-02 10:41:45 · answer #2 · answered by smile=] 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: There is a blonde, a brown, and a red head. They each jump of a cliff at the exact same time at the exact same height, at the exact same speed The red-head hit the ground first, then .1 seconds later the brown did, the blonde never hit the ground!! Why?
A: She had to ask for directions!
2007-02-02 10:01:37 · answer #3 · answered by AdventureGho 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow some of these blonde jokes are pretty long you normally find that blonde jokes are short so brunettes can understand them!
2007-02-02 10:11:57 · answer #4 · answered by Lily Allen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres a good one.
two students are taking a math test. one being blond another a Burnett. the the blond asked for an answer. but the Burnett said no! so the blond got mad. so she Looked at the answer the Burnett said. the Burnett's answer was " i don't know".because she didn't know how to answer it. so the blond put on hers " well who knows"
2007-02-02 10:07:16 · answer #5 · answered by bubba 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a blonde in a circular room, and tell her to sit in the corner.
Do you want to know how to drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool and tell her to go smell it.
2007-02-02 09:59:49 · answer #6 · answered by la. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a blonde and her bf went to a foot ball game after the game he asked her how she liked it she said it was fun but i don't understand y they are fighting over a quarter because at the beginning of the game they toss a quater then the coach is screaming get the quater back! (quaterback) lol
2007-02-02 09:59:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋