Cause I want to make sure I'm in the right line when I die.
2007-02-02 09:49:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-02-02 09:55:27 · answer #1 · answered by VoiceofExperience 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Depends on which heaven you are talking about. There is quite a bit of evidence for the idea that God provides a separate idea of heaven for each of the different belief systems. This means that some of us are going to be partying with Jesus and the unconditionally loving God that he taught us about in the parable of the prodigal son.
I hear this one doesn’t have any gates. Come to think about it, I Guess it wouldn’t need any would it.
Meanwhile certain others will be busy worshiping A judgmental punishing version of the real God that we are with. I think that this might be the one with the fancy pearly gates
You don’t suppose it could possibly be that they are intended to keep someone in do you?
Could it be God is trying to protect those of us who don't believe in a judgmental punishing God from something?
Sorry Jesus, yes I know, that’s why I’m still here. Ya, Ya I remember, loose the Judgment. Ok where was I.
Love and blessings
don
2007-02-02 09:53:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just look at the hinges. The doors of Hell will be designed to keep people in. The doors of Heaven will be designed to keep people out.
2007-02-02 09:55:29 · answer #3 · answered by antirion 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in hell the sign say frying tonight heaven sign no christians
2007-02-02 10:07:20 · answer #4 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is not biblical, but i have heard say that the gate of hell reads, All those who enter here abandon hope. -Dante's Inferno.
2007-02-02 09:57:20 · answer #5 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The doors of Heaven will be designed to keep people out."
Thus proving, once and for all, that religion is exclusive rather than inclusive.
Sweetheart - if you follow your heart, you will not go far wrong!
2007-02-02 10:08:36 · answer #6 · answered by gjstoryteller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hells gate is really big,
but I hope you pick heavens marie...
2007-02-02 09:55:11 · answer #7 · answered by ommie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are two lines. One for tickets and one to get in. Don't make that mistake.
2007-02-02 10:25:06 · answer #8 · answered by novangelis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Follow the narrow path.
2007-02-02 09:53:03 · answer #9 · answered by rezany 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nope.
2007-02-02 09:53:08 · answer #10 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋