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2007-02-02 09:25:21 · 45 answers · asked by Sean 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Please help. this is serious.

2007-02-02 09:25:40 · update #1

45 answers

If I said what is on my mind it would be against the Community Standards and I would get another violation. No need for that , is there? Recall the Japanese during WWII when they found themselves in a no win situation.

2007-02-03 03:45:48 · answer #1 · answered by blueridgemotors 6 · 0 0

There are many ways to do it. Just buy some white candles a cross, and just yell in the mirror. Get out evil demon!!! Leave this body NOW!! If that doesn't scare it, call a professional. Good luck. My friend was possessed by a demon called Sakura. She had like two personalities. But it finally left. Sorry, forget to mention holy water. When yelling in the mirror, splash holy water on yourself.

2007-02-02 09:29:19 · answer #2 · answered by Donovan G 5 · 0 0

If a demon had entered you you wouldn't be asking the questions. The demon wouldn't care what you wanted to try. Having Jesus in your heart is the only way to get rid of him permanently. Otherwise you get the demon kicked out and 7 more will come back to set up shop it Jesus isnt' there to keep them out.

And demons can't swim. Look what happend to the the ones that went into the pigs when Jesus cast them out....they all drown.

2007-02-02 09:29:48 · answer #3 · answered by Jan P 6 · 2 0

okay if you're serious I give you some options. Satan hasn't possessed you because he doesn't exist, however negative entities do and anything positive or that's divinely inspired can help. Depends also on the kind of spirit and depending upon the kind of spirit, you'll need different sources to exercise the negative entity. Priests are always a good option and psychic mediums are also good for cleansing the house, the priest are good for exorcisms. If you need help, I have a spiritual website up. http://ascendedmasters.wetpaint.com, my e-mail info is on the site. e-mail me if you want more info or more help because the door is always open, I hope you turn out okay. God bless you.

2007-02-02 09:44:45 · answer #4 · answered by Kyle B 4 · 0 1

You must drink holy water out of the Vatican, then you must travel to Africa and find the holy thing and fill it with water from the ancient and lost Garden of Eden. After you finish with that you must do three Hail Mary's while drinking red wine upside down and standing on your head. After that you have to find a virgin and beg her to exercise yoga style backwards while you watch her in a mirror. Then maybe the spirit will leave you.

2007-02-02 09:33:01 · answer #5 · answered by LuckyChucky 5 · 0 0

Is this a video game? Nintendo for Dogs....? haven't played it..Nintendo used to have a hotline you could call fro help with video games however, like if you were stuck on a certain level. The call center was in Seattle and the interestign thing was that it was a toll call outside the city but free to get tips in Seattle.. I dont remember the phone number but if you can get a copy of nintendo power magazine you can find it there.

2007-02-02 09:27:34 · answer #6 · answered by zackadoo 4 · 1 1

hahaha its JIBBA JABBA, what happenede to your Mr. T pic anyways? well, if you want to exercise a demon first you must get warmed up by doing some stretches then you should go jogging or swimming for a good workout.....or if you mean to exorcise a demon then you should start by praying and call a priest or something before it gets worst

2007-02-02 09:31:08 · answer #7 · answered by angelus 4 · 1 0

Don't exercise the demon. It will get stronger if you do.
Exorcise? I don't believe in demon possession and I'm a fundie.

2007-02-02 09:35:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, it's actually exorcise, and if you're serious you should get help from the nearest church. People can pray over you, and sometimes there are actually people who are trained to exorcise demons from others.

2007-02-02 09:28:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

demons need lots of exercise and good food or they get all sulky. Be sure to take your demon for a brisk walk at least once a day. Don't forget to groom him afterwards, or he might feel neglected.

2007-02-02 09:28:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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