2007-02-02 08:50:05 · 27 answers · asked by Tom J 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Run the tip of your c o c k under a hot tap for 666 minutes and saying "I'm a horny devil" over and over. Then sit on an upturned crucifix for 666 minutes saying "Jesus loves me this I know" over and over. Then dial 666 on your phone and speak with Satan direct . . .
2007-02-02 08:59:52 · answer #1 · answered by drcswalker 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't think it can be done.
BUT there is a lot of talk of people going to a place out in the country where any two roads cross and there is no one else around. Then the person gets out of their car and then stands in the middle of the crossed roads and asks the devil for a deal and tells them what they want in trade for their sole.
There is a DVD you can rent called CROSSROADS about a guitar player that does this.
2007-02-02 08:56:31 · answer #2 · answered by CTM 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fight him, its all in ur head, u choose to be the way u r , we all choose to be how we r, if u choose be honest and lead an honest life then God will guide u God guies who he wills Convert to Islam, has worked for many ppl, considering Islam is the fastest growing relgion in the World, be Strong minded, some ppl r weak and give in to the Devil (tempation) but only u can deal with the devil.
2007-02-02 09:02:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sign up for the Channel 4 show. The Banker or Noel Edmonds himself will be the biggest devils you'll ever face!!! Deal - or No Deal!!!
2007-02-02 08:59:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you are thinking about it, the devil knows. And if he knows what you want to do he's already got your soul. Which mean he doesn't have to make deals with you.
2007-02-02 08:58:00 · answer #5 · answered by Abel O 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's kind of silly. I hope you are joking but I suspect you're not.
There will be a load of infantile morons on here who have no experience of the occult trying to tell you how to do it. Most of those people dye their hair black, listen to dodgy metal and think "Satan" is their friend.
If you're going to do it, I won't help you other than to tell you not to and that it's part of anybody's spiritual path to find things out for themselves.
I know from experience that carving a triangle in the earth with a piece of haematite and standing in it for protection can be the worst thing you've ever done.
If you really want to know more email me through answers.
You would be stupid to do it though. You'll have nothing good in your life from that moment onwards and you'll turn to God in weeks for help.
Abel O has got the right idea.
2007-02-02 09:09:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If that is what you want to do, maybe you are the devil yourself. Deal done!
2007-02-02 08:54:56 · answer #7 · answered by Me 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Call the white house. Tell them to pass a message to the guy in the oval office that you will sell your soul to him in exchange for whatever it is you want. Wait 666 hours, and you will get a confirmation email.
There ya go!
2007-02-02 08:53:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Try Ebay
2007-02-03 22:10:55 · answer #9 · answered by Robin C 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just ask him, it does depend on what sort of deal you want though. He likes good terms.
2007-02-02 09:54:24 · answer #10 · answered by lellylurve 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋