An English school teacher was looking for rooms in Switzerland. She called upon the local school master to help her find an apartment that would be suitable. Such rooms were found, and she returned to London for her belongings. She remembered that she had not noticed a bathroom, or as she called it, "a water closet." She wrote to the school master and asked if there was a "W.C." in or near the apartment.
The schoolmaster, not knowing the English expression, was puzzled by the "W.C.", never dreaming that she was talking about a bathroom. He finally sought advice from the parish priest. They concluded she must mean a Wayside Chapel. The lady received the following letter a few days later.
"Dear Madam :
The W.C. is located 9 miles from the house, in the heart of a beautiful grove of trees. It will seat 150 people at one time, and is open on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays.
2007-02-02 08:46:36 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Some people bring their lunch and make a day of it. On Thursdays there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are very good. The slightest sound can be heard by everyone. It may interest you to know that my daughter met her husband at the W.C. We are now in the process of taking donations to purchase plush seats. We feel that this is a long-felt need, as the present seats have holes in them.
My wife, being rather delicate, hasn't been able to attend regularly. It has been six months since she last went. Naturally, it pains her not to be able to go more often.
I will close now with the desire to accomodate you in every way possible, and will be happy to save you a seat either down front or near the door, as you prefer."
2007-02-02 08:46:46 · update #1
I find it verry funny - I laughed. Thanks! I love this kind of jokes! :)
2007-02-02 09:08:07 · answer #1 · answered by S from Dublin 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-02 16:51:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No good joke, because "WC" is a common short-cut in Switzerland for the same thing as in the UK...
2007-02-04 06:13:08 · answer #3 · answered by swissnick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first little bit is funny but it gets a little sad around the end.
2007-02-02 16:51:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG that was hilarious. I had the hardest time keep my laughter down so my whole office wouldn't hear.
2007-02-02 16:53:24 · answer #5 · answered by gregtkt120012002 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To long . . . by the time I finished reading it I didn't care what the punch line was.I also don't like jokes that act like people are stupid about other cultures.
2007-02-02 16:51:15 · answer #6 · answered by briardan 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WOW! that is hilarious! I almost fell off my seat laughing!
2007-02-02 16:50:23 · answer #7 · answered by *Spotless* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's cute funny, but sorry, no real belly laugh there.
2007-02-02 17:28:10 · answer #8 · answered by cytogirl1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious. I'm going to tell it to everyone I know :-D
2007-02-02 16:51:12 · answer #9 · answered by Katie L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Way to long for me! im Sssoooo lazy ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2007-02-02 16:49:18 · answer #10 · answered by Lily Allen 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
HaHaHaHaHa!!!!! if that happened to me Id be really confused
2007-02-02 17:45:26 · answer #11 · answered by idiotzrock 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋