what do you call a woman who has just lost 90% of her brai capacaty.........A widow
What does an man do when his national team has just won the world cup.......switch his playstation off and go to bed
whats the ideal woman....after sex she turns into a pizza and a six pack
2007-02-02 08:45:12 · 19 answers · asked by mowmowball 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha!!!! thats funny!!!! now i got some 4 u....
1. Men are like Laxatives . ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
12. Men are like Parking Spots .. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
2007-02-02 09:00:45 · answer #1 · answered by babygurl 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2007-02-02 08:47:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pretty good. Here are some Man versus Woman Definitions:
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
FEMALE: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
MALE: Playing ball without a cup.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)n.
FEMALE: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
MALE: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.
BUTT (but) n.
FEMALE: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
MALE: The organ of mooning and passing gas.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
FEMALE: A desire to get married and raise a family.
MALE: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
FEMALE: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
MALE: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes.
TASTE (tayst) v.
FEMALE: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.
MALE: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.
2007-02-02 09:15:29 · answer #3 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
why has not woman been on the moon yet?
because there is nothing for them to dust or clean
i always believe that a woman should walk behind a man
unless of course we are in a mine fieild then
we allow them to walk in front
what does WIFE stand for
washing ironing f-----g etc
women wear watches only on dates as they don,t need them during the day as there is clocks on the cooker
2007-02-02 08:54:52 · answer #4 · answered by Ken M 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They have smaller feet so they can stand closer to the sink.They get married in white because most kitchen appliances come in white.
2007-02-02 10:52:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a riddle why any of us spare ribs manage to put up with you.
I guess that's why you're on here??
M : )
2007-02-02 11:54:54 · answer #6 · answered by mesmerized 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was okay..but whats a brai capacaty??
and what does :a: man do not what does an man
2007-02-02 08:51:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
whats a brai capacaty ?
2007-02-02 08:48:06 · answer #8 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
haha the 1st one took me like 5 minutes i like the 2nd one
2007-02-02 10:07:44 · answer #9 · answered by munkiluvrmp 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny but i feel that u left off something from the question.....
2007-02-02 08:54:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋