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Whoever could prove this theory wrong would be a shoe-in for a Nobel prize. I wonder why this hasn't happened...hmm???

2007-02-02 08:40:41 · 23 answers · asked by bc_munkee 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

mikearion: You sound like you have it. Go get your Nobel prize.

2007-02-02 08:44:40 · update #1

mikearion: just kidding...You lost me at the entropy thing. Any moron can tell you that the Earth is not a closed system, so entropy does not apply. If it did nothing would ever be able to grow. Good try dr. dino.

2007-02-02 08:46:37 · update #2

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Have you been living under a rock or something? Or just up to the same old monkey business?

You know you’re an Atheist Fundamentalist when:

1.) You believe that all life “evolved” due to a spontaneous explosion in space. But say the naturalistic Mayan belief that the Sun is our Father and the Moon is our Mother is absurd.

2.) You believe that the second law of thermodynamics is good science as long as you don’t apply the principle of entropy to the process of evolution. Although this is identical to believing in perpetual motion you flatly reject that you believe in magic.

3.) You believe that “religion causes wars” and that an atheist world without any kind of moral precepts other than what is borrowed from those same religions would produce world peace. And this explains why Joseph Stalin was such a peace loving guy.

4.) You believe that amino acids assembled themselves into proteins and then those proteins assembled themselves into reproducing living cells that evolved into fish and later evolved into humans. And then at the same time you say “faith” is a ridiculous concept.

5.) That the conservative extinction rate in the fossil record of 10 to 100 species per year doesn’t pose a mathematical problem for species that take millions of years to evolve. And today’s extinction rate of 27,000 species per year doesn’t complicate this problem. And that we should let the “experts” do the hard math for us.

6.) You believe that amino acids spontaneously chained into proteins although you could try a trillion combinations a second for 5 billion years and still not use up all the possible non-protein combinations. And even if that did happen you only have one protein for your first “simple“ cell. And yet, you claim “it must have happened or we wouldn’t be here.” And that’s much smarter than believing in Tarot cards.

7.) Although, there is absolutely no proof that evolution ever happened you hostilely point to adaptation as “proof” that “micro-evolution” is happing today. But flat earth believers pointing to a flat spot in the Sahara Desert as being a “micro flat earth” would be ridiculous.

8.) You loudly proclaim that Finch beaks adapt from large to small and that this “proves” evolution in action. Although we already know the DNA for large and small beaks already exists in both populations, and absolutely no new data is being created out of thin air. But rejecting the absurdity of evolution is being closed minded and religious.

9.) You believe in the beginning there was nothing and then it exploded! And since science has “proven” that there is no God it must have happened that way no matter how absurd it may sound. That’s not superstitious.

10.) You believe that all the works of Beethoven and Mozart are a result of this same random explosion in space caused by nothing. And only people willing to “think freely” can grasp the wisdom behind this great “truth“ of science.

11.) You say it is impossible for God to always exist but believe the universe accomplished this impossible feat. And then you box yourself in by saying at one time there was nothing and that 0+0=1 is good math for “free thinking” people. To deny it would be blasphemy against the faith of science.

12.) You praise the great wisdom of science like a religion and yet scorn all other religions. And by speaking in big sounding “scientific” concepts maybe nobody will notice how superstitious you actually are.

2007-02-02 08:43:20 · answer #1 · answered by mikearion 4 · 7 10

Have you tried reading "The Evolution Cruncher" by Vance Ferrell? It contains thousands of scientific facts that deny evolution.

Also, as a former atheist and evolutionist, I know the argument about the Earth being an open system, because sunlight runs things on the planet. You believe that simple raw energy and time = order. This is not possible. You use an example of adding energy to an unassembled bicycle will assemble it. Wrongo! The proper equation is raw energy + intelligent input = order. The bicycle will not assemble itself even if you add energy; it requires an intelligent person to use the appropriate tools to put the bike together. Even if a bike were to be completely assembled by a factory robot, it still required intelligence to build and program the robot. You just can't get around the "intelligence" factor, no matter what example you come up with.
Here's another example: (Don't try this at home) Put a frog in a blender and turn it on. You now have all the raw ingredients to make a frog, don't you? Now put an electrode in there and add all the raw energy you want. How long will it take before the frog is reassembled? It took intelligence to make the frog in the first place! If you remove the intelligence factor, your equation (and your theory) falls apart.

2007-02-02 08:56:28 · answer #2 · answered by FUNdie 7 · 1 1

For a start up do no longer enable them to define evolution for you, in any different case they might define it so loosely it won't be able to be refuted. e.g. the definition evolution is a transformation in allele frequency in a inhabitants with the aid of the years. This describes a small area of evolution yet even Creationists agree that allele frequencies can exchange! decide for definitions via evolutionists which includes Kerkut or Coyne. ‘time-honored theory of Evolution’ is the theory that each and all the residing types interior the worldwide have arisen from a single source which itself got here from an inorganic type. (Kerkut) [a million] n essence, the fashionable theory of evolution is easy to hold close. that is summarized in one (albeit somewhat long) sentence: existence on earth developed steadily beginning up with one primitive species—possibly a self-replicating molecule—that lived greater beneficial than 3.5 billion years in the past; it then branched out with the aid of the years, throwing off many new and distinctive species; and the mechanism for many (yet no longer all) of evolutionary exchange is organic determination. [Jerry Coyne, Why Evolution is real, 2009, web site 3] you will locate assorted clinical arguments against evolution at [2]

2016-11-02 03:56:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

They are too lazy, everything they have is "God did it"

There are evidences, but I don't think they are related to creation at all


"3.) You believe that “religion causes wars” and that an atheist world without any kind of moral precepts other than what is borrowed from those same religions would produce world peace. And this explains why Joseph Stalin was such a peace loving guy." (If this has anything to do with evolution)

"5.) That the conservative extinction rate in the fossil record of 10 to 100 species per year doesn’t pose a mathematical problem for species that take millions of years to evolve. And today’s extinction rate of 27,000 species per year doesn’t complicate this problem. And that we should let the “experts” do the hard math for us." (unnatural cause of extinction: hunting)

Ok, go get your Nobel Prize. And then the judges will shove it up your azz

2007-02-02 08:43:19 · answer #4 · answered by FAUUFDDaa 5 · 2 3

Many people have, there is a gentleman that has offered a large amount of money that if you can prove him wrong and prove evolution. Check out the internet, we just taught a class at our church by a man who has a ton of evidence against evolution. Hey it is just a theory and that is it, and a ridiculous theory at that.

2007-02-02 08:46:55 · answer #5 · answered by alytherehn 2 · 1 4

I'm not sure who you include in "fundies" Science is getting closer to the Truth, it's called Intelligent Design.Have you heard of it?
Why do we still have apes? Haven't they all "evolved" into MAN.
Tell me if you can,What was before the "Big bang"? I fear not science, they have discerned " Intelligent Design"

2007-02-02 09:05:58 · answer #6 · answered by Faith walker 4 · 2 1

Well I can not find any Monkey(oh excuse me APE) in my family tree.
When the Evolutionist can get the missing link, then they can have that Nobel Prize
until then, keep digging in the dirt, and see what else you can find

2007-02-02 08:46:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

what's the problem? I believe in what's proven AND in the religious history at the same time. Who said what happened at which time? HUH?

2007-02-02 08:47:37 · answer #8 · answered by luvsexhappiness 2 · 2 1

Since it is a theory, it has not been proven or disproven. Maybe one day we will know for sure, but as much as you would like to think it, it hasn't been proved true either. Wonder why that is.,....Huhhhhh.

2007-02-02 08:46:05 · answer #9 · answered by qmstr725 3 · 1 2

MIKEARION HAS HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD
MIKEARION HAS IT RIGHT
MIKEARION KNOWS BC HE IS CLEARLY INDWELT BY THE HOLY SPIRIT,
ALL WHO CALL UPON THE NAME OF THE LORD SHALL BE SAVED
PALEONTOLOGY IS ALWAYS PROVING EVOLUTION WRONG

YOU AND OTHERS LIKE YOU ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN THE DEBATE, YOU ARE WORLDY, OF THE FLESH.
YOU AND OTHERS LIKE YOU WANT NOTHING BUT TO DENY JESUS CHRIST, HIS HOLY BIRTH, HIS DIVINE MINISTRY, AND HIS DEATH AND RESURRECTION.....FOR ONE REASON ONLY::::::

TO
CONTINUE
ON
IN
YOUR
SINS

AND JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU NEED HIM,
U WILL UNDOUBTABLY COME TO NEED HIM IN THIS LIFE

IT IS NOT AN "IF ISSUE":
IT IS A SOLID "WHEN ISSUE".

US CHRISTIANS ARE NOT WRESTLING WITH, DEBATING WITH, ARGUING WITH HUMAN RATIONALITIES,
BUT RATHER: PRINCIPALITIES AND POWERS.,....COME DOWN FROM THE RULER OF THE WICKEDNESS OF THE DARKNESS,
GO AHEAD AND KEEP DENYING THE OBVIOUS
BECAUSE IF EVERYSINGLE HUMAN DENIED HIS EXISTENCE, AND CREATIONISM///////
EVEN THE MOUNTAINS AND THE ROCKS WOULD RISE UP AND PROCLAIM HIS SOVEREIGNITY!

GET OVER IT,
GO UPSTAIRS FROM YOUR ROOM IN YOUR MOMMIES BASEMENT,
AND PICK A FIGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS, SIBLINGS OR YOUR NEIGHBOR......

WE ARE FED UP WITH YOUR STUPIDITY.
FED UP WITH YOU IDIOTS WHO THINK YOU OWN OR CONTROL THE WORLD AROUND YOU....
U ARE NOT RANDOM
THE LORD CONSTANTLY HAS HIS EYES ON YOU.
YOUR DAY WILL COME. UNFORTUNATELY, ALL THIS EVOLUTION/CREATIONISM,.
ALL THIS HATEFUL ATTITUDE FOR GOD AND CHRIST
ALL OF THIS HELL HOLE THE EARTH HAS BECOME.....
EVERY SINGLE PIECE IS IN THE BIBLE, IN THE PROPHECIES, AND
Y E T
YOU CONTINUE TO DENY,
YOUR EYES ARE BLINDED, AND YOU WOULD RATHER BE INDWELT BY THE ONE WHO JUST WANTS TO TAKE YOUR SORRY *** TO HELL WITH HIM.
THEN ACCEPT AND LIVE FOR SOMEONE WHO LOVED YOU SO DAMN MUCH TO DIE FOR YOU.
O ,MY DEAR GOD, I AM SO SICK OF THE BS
OPEN YOUR EYES
U ARE DECEIVED
U ARE NOT N CONTROL,

LET ME SEE YOU SPEAK A LIGHTING BOLT INTO POWER
LET ME SEE YOU SPEAK A UNIVERSE INTO EXISTENCE
LET ME SEE YOU WATCH OVER EVERY SOUL, KNOW THE MILLIONS AND TRILLIONS OF NOW, PAST AND FUTURE...BY NAME, KNOW THE HAIRS ON THEIR HEADS BY NUMBER, KNOW THE VERY THOUGHTS AND INTENTS OF THEIR HEARTS..................HAVE ALL THAT FOREKNOWLEDGE AND STILL CREATE THE EARTH, THE INTRICATE INNER PROCESS OF EVERY BODY SYSTEM WORKING HAND IN HAND TO MAKE ALL THINGS WORK PROPERLY.....

LIKE THE OTHER GUY SAID....."and YOU CALL "FAITH" IMPOSSIBLE????????????????????????????????????"













THERE WILL COME A MOMENT, WHEN YOU HAVE TO
HAVE TO
HAVE TO
HAVE TO
HAVE TO CHOOOOOOSE
CHOSE
CHOSE....
WILL YOU ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST
OR WILL YOU GO STR8 TO HELL WITH THE LEGIONS OF
OTHERS WHO ARE ALAS! STILL CONNECTED BY THE PUPPET STRINGS TO THE ENEMY HIMSELF; LUCIFER-SATAN-
CHIEF LIAR
WHO HAS DONE NONE OTHER THEN
STEAL
KILL
AND
DESTROY
ALL OF HUMANITIES AMIDST THEIR LIVING.

YOU REALLY OUGHTA WAKE UP.
YOU REALLY KNOW A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING, MUCH LESS THE ORIGIN OF YOU.

2007-02-02 09:26:57 · answer #10 · answered by º§€V€Nº 6 · 1 2

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