A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
2007-02-02 08:27:20 · 15 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey JAy and its ME. chicken_fingers! if you pick me as the best answer i'll smile!
2007-02-03 11:16:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-02 16:35:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Itza going ato cost ahim one ofa hiz own meataball and a half eh ? lol
2007-02-02 17:07:45 · answer #3 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe going to cost him a fortune
2007-02-02 16:31:57 · answer #4 · answered by cherry45uk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a tricky joke..... love to hear your jokes more here......this makes me cautious tooooooooo hahahahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
2007-02-02 16:41:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-02 16:36:26 · answer #6 · answered by Crazze Chik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hurrah.
That's great.
She had triplets?
Serves the dirty dawg right.
2007-02-02 16:32:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats just great !
2007-02-02 18:29:15 · answer #8 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! that is soooo hilarious!
2007-02-02 16:49:41 · answer #9 · answered by missbrandiboo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao very good
2007-02-02 17:02:44 · answer #10 · answered by helen34 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋