He asks an attendant, how old is that Dinosaur over there please? The attendant says "that Dinosaur sir is 3 million years old and 3 and a half months" The American says "Jeez, How can you tell so accurately"? Irish attendant says" well sir it was 3 million years old when i came here and i've been here three and a half months"
2007-02-02 08:05:47 · 10 answers · asked by Rod Stewart 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...Very funny
2007-02-02 08:08:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
an American go's to England and while on a tour asks"whats that building there boy"
the guide says"that's Big Ben one of the tallest tower clocks in England"
the American replies"in my land hall clocks are bigger", next he points to the St. Paul's Cathedral and asks what it is.
The guide replies "That's one of the largest cathedrals in Europe, and probably one of the most renown"
The American replies"I've got a bigger shed in my back yard and the whole neighbourhood will tell you the same."
Later in the evening during dinner he asks"what are these on my plate"
the guide answers"potatoes"
"why we have potatoes the size of footballs in my land"Say's the American.
where the guide replies "yes, but here we grow them to fit our mouths"
2007-02-02 17:05:17 · answer #2 · answered by mowmowball 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!!
2007-02-02 16:08:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-02-02 16:24:07 · answer #4 · answered by charlie_the_carpenter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa. Sounds logical to me.
2007-02-02 16:09:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh i see , the irishman is unintelligent due to being irish
you have mistakenly posted this in the jokes section mate
2007-02-02 16:11:24 · answer #6 · answered by laurence c 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha ha......very funny! i LOVE it
2007-02-02 16:18:56 · answer #7 · answered by petra_sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good!!
2007-02-04 12:50:56 · answer #8 · answered by Namina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you got it rod ...
2007-02-02 17:14:00 · answer #9 · answered by whothatBE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a hoot, thanks
2007-02-02 16:09:17 · answer #10 · answered by magpie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋