Which the best joke about blond that you heard?

Answer 1

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it on my eyes."

Answer 2

One day, while a blond was out driving, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. he told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blond started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blond laughed ever harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blond is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blond giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Answer 3

An airline stewardess asked a beautiful blonde woman that she was seated in the first class and her seating assignment was in coach. The blonde responded, "i'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm going to Hollywood. I'm not moving!" After several tries to convince the woman she can not sit there, the stewardess had to console the Captain of the flight. Placing his hand on the stewardesses shoulder, the captain assures her that he knows what to do. He gets up, approaches the woman and whispers in her ear. Immediately the woman gets up and proceeds to the back of the plane. Amazed, the stewardess asked the Captain what he said. Calmly the captain replies that he told her that this portion of the plane does not go to Hollywood.

Answer 4

A blond sigthed a crowd near a bridge about a river. She asked what was happen. Somebody answered that the Kelly's mother want commit suicid, jumping from bridge.
-My mother! -Cried out, the blond, running for the bridge.
Soon she sigthed a old lady on the railing. Near her, had some policimen trying make her change idea, but she jumped, going to fall in the river.
The blond jumped for save the old lady. While fell, the blond was think.
-Wait a minute... My name is not Kelly, is Suzy; my mother died five years ago; I do not swim. What I doing heeeeeeeeeeeeere?

Answer 5

there was a brunette standing on the platform counting 24,24,24,24. A blonde comes over and asks can she help and starts chanting 24,24,24,24. A train was coming and the brunette moves out of the way and the blonde gets squashed by the train the brunette starts counting 25,25,25.

i know its old but i love that one.

Answer 6

And WHY are you looking for joke about blonds? What wrong with them? Huh?

Answer 7

a blond chik is driving and geting hit by a truck driver. after a long fight with the truck driver he tells her to open the port pagage and blow in if she wants to fix the car and then the truck driver leaves. the blond did exactly what the driver told her. after an hour of no result blowing , an other blond go to speak to the first and tells her<>!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 8

there was a king who told the pronce in order to be king of rome he had to kill all blondes in rome. the prince gets all the blondes and puts them in the colosseum. as he is about to kill them he feels bad. he tells them ok i will pick the hottest blonde and ask her a question if she answers correctley all the blondes are free to go. he asked her what 2+2 was and she said 22. he was gonna kill them until they all chanted
"one more chance, one more chance, one more chance"
the prince says ok what is 5+5 and the blonde said 125.
the prince again raised his sword
but all the blondes chanted
"one more chance, one more chance, one more chance"
then the prince said last chance what is 1+1 and the blonde responded 2.
all the blondes began to chant
"one more chance, one more chance, one more chance"

Answer 9

a blonde was driving down the road and saw a guy stopped. she got out to see what was wrong. he said he hit a bunny and it was dead.

the blonde said"hang on. I'll be right back." she wen to her trunk and opened it. she got out this can and walked back to the guy. she pointed the can at the bunny and sprayed it.

the bunny got up hopped, turned around waved, and hopped away. then turned around and waved and walked away. he kept doing this til he was out of sight.

the man was amazed and asked the girl what was in that can.

the blonde said, "Hair spray. it gives wave to limp and lifeless hair."

Answer 10

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.

Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.

The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"