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Like in a week or less. I know it's possible so don't say it isn't I just don't know how. And no lecturing please. If you don't know, don't answer. Thank you♥

2007-02-02 07:51:55 · 15 answers · asked by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 in Health Other - Health

It isn't for me, I'm pregnant and wouldn't dream of smoking pot or doing any other drug. It's for a friend so all you people who say I'm a pathetic teenager or whatever just answer the question or don't. I don't need the extra comments.

2007-02-02 08:19:09 · update #1

15 answers

take about 1000mg of Niacin (can be bought at any drug store or even walmart).

You have to take it all at once. And drink plenty of water

Warning: not a pleasant experience, but it works.

2007-02-02 07:55:45 · answer #1 · answered by $0.02 3 · 1 1

There is suppose to be some kind of pill I think you maybe able to get called "Golden ???" not sure of the last word. If you have any kind of stores in your area that sell pipes and paraphernalia they may have something that would work. We have a store here called Infinities End that sell stuff to clean you out and some tattoo and piercing places sell stuff to. Be sure to drink lots of cranberry juice and water so you will pee a lot. If it is a urine test you have to pass one trick I do know that works is you have to find someone you know who does not smoke pot or take any medications that would make you look like you took it. Let them pee in a jar and then pour the pee in a non lubricated condom and tape it to the inside of your leg. They will not be able to see you take it into the bathroom and your leg will keep it warm enough to look like it came out of you. Most cups have a thermometer on them. Good Luck.

2007-02-02 16:02:20 · answer #2 · answered by thisisme 6 · 1 0

there are kits you can buy at like GNC but everyone I know that has tried them say they don't work. This is what I have done before and I swear it worked for me- you know that stuff you buy at the grocery store to make jellys with? I think it is called like "Cyrto" or something like that. it is on the aisle with jello and stuff and it says on the front it is used to make canned jelly. It is like a thick clear liquid that comes in a pouch but I'm pretty sure it's packaged in box and you get like 2 pouches inside. Anyways, mix that with a 2 liter of water and drink it early in the morning the day of your drug test. It is really really nasty and if you take too long to drink it, it will start to thicken up (like jelly) and it will harder to drink (trust me). Then make sure you urinate at least 5 times after you finish. I don't know why it works but the person that told me swears by it. I was skeptical but it manged to get everything out my system and I passed a drug test that I really should've failed. Everyone I have told says I'm crazy but it worked for them too. Marijuana doesn't really stay in your system for that long anyways though. also, I've done the niacin thing too and it works but it sucks and is very uncomfortable. And don't drink vinegar-it will make you really sick.

2007-02-02 16:13:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Start by figuring out when you'll be taking the test. Go to your local headshop and ask for the "detox" products. The goal here is not to get it all out of the system but to mask it for the test. I'd advise against dilluting your urine as that just leads to a retest because they can see the proper levels of chemicals in your urine and if they're all down thats sometimes almost as bad as a positive test. You'll need to really control your consumption of EVERYTHING you put into your body before the test...

Best of success

2007-02-02 16:01:03 · answer #4 · answered by iputtheirateinpirate 2 · 0 1

passthedrugtest.com (i think that's it)
we have a local health store that sells a tea that you drink, you gotta do everything the directions tell you to do, like don't eat the night before or whatever they say to do... it's been a while since i've had to do it, but there are lots of cleansers out there. at the health store say you've got to detox, don't use the word marijuana.

2007-02-02 15:58:28 · answer #5 · answered by sweet_shy_blondie 3 · 1 0

unless you are tasking a urin test for a probation officer and i dont think you are cause i get the feeling you are not a loser

anyways if i were you i would leave the country misteriously and return a month later and it will be out AND you can have fun

this was not a joke answer

2007-02-02 15:57:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Go to your GNC store and they have a liquid you could drink (not too sure what its called). Supposidly it will clean up your system and there will be no signs of marijuana in your system.
good luck

2007-02-02 15:57:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Is this really Barac Obama? Come on man, I think the Dems will overlook a silly drug problem -

2007-02-02 16:00:54 · answer #8 · answered by cappy 3 · 1 2

I don't smoke pot bit my friend said he drinks vinegar water. I don't know how true that is though.

2007-02-02 15:56:11 · answer #9 · answered by KiKi 3 · 0 2

Stop smoking it.

Drink a lot of water.

2007-02-02 15:56:59 · answer #10 · answered by .:Blair:. 5 · 0 3

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