I believe in Thor. If I am right, then I go to Heaven.
If you are wrong, then you go to hell.
Why is it so hard to believe in Thor, look around you?
You must be angry at Thor. All lost without Thor.
I don't even know why Atheists come into this category.
2007-02-02 07:49:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Atheists of Thor live miserable, depressed, hateful, sinful lives. Thor saves!
2007-02-02 08:06:51 · answer #1 · answered by Indigo 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
What exactly is your question?
Since your rhetoric was lame, I can't find what you're looking for.
By the way, Pascal's Wager is a flawed concept.
And Thor? Well, he had a neat hammer and he's why we have Thursday but sorry.. I'm not going to hell because I don't believe in Thor (or any other deity, thanks).
EDIT:
I get it now. Nevermind.
2007-02-02 15:56:20 · answer #2 · answered by umwut? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally.... a Thor worshiper!!! All Hail Thor!!! Defeat the atheist christians for they do not pledge their allegiance to you!!!
2007-02-02 16:08:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry that I am not able to answer this question by the way who is thor
2007-02-02 15:56:51 · answer #4 · answered by akband 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is easier to just believe in Thor. You've got me. I'll take the safe route and forget what I actually believe. He'll never know I'm just playing it safe.
2007-02-02 15:52:58 · answer #5 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Does thor have the same strategy as yahweh? build a heaven, build a hell, send people only according to their beliefs?
If so, he's every bit of a jerk as the other guy.
2007-02-02 15:53:06 · answer #6 · answered by eldad9 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am not athiest, but I wanna know what religion you are. Just curious. I have never heard of thor.
2007-02-02 15:53:09 · answer #7 · answered by Lynne 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
We come into this category because some people ACTUALLY think that Pascal's Wager is a worthwhile argument.
SOMEBODY'S got to counter that ignorance!
2007-02-02 15:52:48 · answer #8 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good for you. Copy the ideas of the spaghetti monster and pretend it is something new. And such a developed sense of irony!
2007-02-02 15:52:55 · answer #9 · answered by Love Shepherd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would imagine the things you don't know could fill a library the size of several aircraft hangers.
2007-02-02 15:52:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋