A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's
house for a play date when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replies sweetly. "It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now
really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly. "Those are personal
questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get
a divorce?" "That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
mom says as her daughter is getting out of the car.
The exasperated mother drives away as the two friends begin
to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend. "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it.
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I
know how old you are, you are 32." The mother is surprised and asks, "How
did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." The mother is
past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that
out?"
And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got
a divorce." Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh really?
And just why is that, young lady?"
"Because you got an F in sex."
2007-02-02 07:38:16 · 14 answers · asked by sprinting_turtle 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i dont get it..
2007-02-08 14:17:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh thats really funny! (not sarcastic)
10 out of 10
2007-02-08 16:10:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 I gotta tell my mother this one and my husband.
2007-02-05 09:36:14 · answer #3 · answered by √ẫηΣşşẫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one!
2007-02-07 08:12:07 · answer #4 · answered by buttercup9121 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It means "Laugh my ******* *** off" Usually people use it a lot in texts or on online.
2016-05-24 05:55:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gold star for u!! clap clap clap
2007-02-06 11:42:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha good one. thanx for the laugh.
2007-02-09 01:41:28 · answer #7 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! you made me burst out at my workplace and everyone is just looking at me as if i'm crazy. thats pretty good!!!
2007-02-07 22:57:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was too funny right der i don't care who ya are
2007-02-08 03:44:01 · answer #9 · answered by Lenalu23 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA! HILARIOUS 10/10
2007-02-03 02:22:55 · answer #10 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was awesome!!
2007-02-09 02:28:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋