So I went to the local video shop and I said, "Can I take out The
Elephant Man?" He said, "He's not your type." I said "How about
Batman Forever?"
He said, "No, you'll have to bring it back tomorrow".
2007-02-02 07:22:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Groan....
2007-02-02 07:26:45 · answer #1 · answered by RM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like Steven Write humor. I can picture his deadpan delivery as he says those lines.
"If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?"
"On the other hand, you have different fingers."
"My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted."
"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes."
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died."
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time."
2007-02-02 15:32:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol!! Too funny!! I like the jokes Dave S posted too! I like Steven Wright :)
2007-02-02 19:19:10 · answer #3 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!!Ha Ha Ha ha Ha Ha...,,,I laughed the loudest...can I get the points????
2007-02-02 15:29:30 · answer #4 · answered by IwntYrHd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha. That's a good one!
2007-02-02 15:28:05 · answer #5 · answered by Kayla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heehee! I like it...I just may have to share this one with my coworkers!
2007-02-02 15:27:42 · answer #6 · answered by Maggs 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-02-02 15:40:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i laughed a wee bit!
2007-02-02 15:27:11 · answer #8 · answered by Jaz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i walked into a bar.....ouch it was an iron bar
2007-02-02 15:28:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-02-02 15:26:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋