A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary-Lou written on it!” she screamed, furious. “You’d better have an explanation!” “Calm down honey”, the man replied. “Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on.” The next morning his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again. “What was that for?” he complained. She replied: “Your dog phoned last night.”
2007-02-02 07:21:14 · 14 answers · asked by richard_beckham2001 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great joke from neilhollydood's lol.
2007-02-02 08:41:21 · update #1
One day there were four nuns in line for confessional.
The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
He asked how.
She said "I saw a man's private part." He told her to wash her eyes with holy water.
The second nun comes in and says, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
He asked how.
"I touched a man's private parts." He told her to wash her hands in holy water.
Then he heard the third and fourth nun fighting. He asked why they were fighting.
The fourth nun said, "I'm not going to wash my mouth in the holy water if she is going to sit in it."
2007-02-02 08:32:49 · answer #1 · answered by neilhollydood 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, a good one.
The woman is one smart cookie with the come back like that.
2007-02-02 07:44:36 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would had done more to him than smack him on the back of his head!! lol
2007-02-02 07:59:16 · answer #3 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Soo funny! That's great.
2007-02-02 07:47:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are the best.
2007-02-02 08:12:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one, lol.
I'm howling as we write, ahuuuuuuooooo, lol
2007-02-02 07:51:26 · answer #6 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha male joke though
2007-02-02 07:35:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very nice, lol
2007-02-02 07:25:14 · answer #8 · answered by Lo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Oldie but goodie
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-02 08:25:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you get my last star and a score of 9.99999.9999999000
2007-02-02 07:39:52 · answer #10 · answered by Lacadema (Role-player) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋