There once was a little rabbit who was hopping thru the forest and got lost.
He came across a squirrel.
rabbit: Mr Squirrel? can you help me find my way out of the forest?
Squirrel: Sure, gimme a little and I will tell ya.
So they went behind the bushes and did their thing and the rabbit was off again. He instantly became lost again. This time he happened upon a bear.
rabbit: Mr. Bear, can you help me find my way out of this forest.?
bear: Sure, gimme a little and I will tell ya.
So, they went behind the bushes and did their thing and the rabbit was off again. He soon became lost again. He wandered up on a skunk.
rabbit: Mr Skunk, can you help me find my way out of the forest?
skunk: sure, gimme a little and I will tell ya.
Do you know what the moral to this story is?
Gimme a little and I will tell ya!
2007-02-02 07:09:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there is also the one of asking someone if they have ever heard of dog jaw. Of course they are gonna say what? you say, well, you know lock jaw. Dr said I have dog jaw. Have them reach up and feel your jaw. When they do, try to bite them. (do it quickly to catch them by suprise. 90% of people will jump back and yell naughty words at ya. toooo funny. ) You just have to be one of those people with a sense of humor to get these. I am a flirt by nature and I have no problem pulling pranks on people or telling them a joke that will make them blush.
2007-02-02 07:23:20 · update #1
Gimme a little joke.
what's there not to get... he got lost, to get directions, he had to "gimme a little", each and every time. What's the moral of the story??? gimme a little and I'll tell ya.
if you don't get this... you must be a blonde.
2007-02-02 07:25:39 · update #2
I'm blonde and I got it.... and the joke :-)
As for the Dog Jaw - I Heard this one years ago and beefed it up as a story involving a werewolf (instead of dog). I sucked my son in by setting the seen telling him that I got bit by a werewolf on a night with full moon and that when the moon is full - I start to change into a werewolf, On Halloween there was a full moon and it took me a while to figure out why he wouldn't come near me. Eventually I coaxed him to coming near me and then I let rip and pretended to bite him. Worked a treat - he jumped back and started shouting at me. Very funny... What was even funnier was when he turned around and said "mum, i now know why you shave your legs - its to get rid of the werewolf hair" still now I am not convinced that he sees it as a joke - every time there is a full moon he kind of avoids me for a bit - watching to see if I will change into a werewolf. :-)
2007-02-02 10:08:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very true.
I thought you were going to tell us about the bear who was having a crap behind a tree when the rabbit came past.
"Hey." Shouts the bear, "Do you know how to get sh!t out of your fur?"
"Sure." Replies the rabbit on hearing which the bear grabbed the rabbit and wipes his @rse on it.
2007-02-02 15:16:48 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The moral of the story is don't read jokes on Yahoo. Mostly they stink. And no, I'm NOT blonde.
2007-02-02 15:47:50 · answer #3 · answered by istitch2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe I would but I have a bf I love very much lol Funny though!
2007-02-02 15:13:41 · answer #4 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol its a cute joke
2007-02-02 15:13:43 · answer #5 · answered by daddysgurl6891 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha! never heard it before so very funny!
2007-02-02 15:14:18 · answer #6 · answered by Irish Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Nice one.
2007-02-02 15:13:19 · answer #7 · answered by Lo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
honestly i dont get it whats so ever.
2007-02-02 15:20:26 · answer #8 · answered by motbubbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha.....very cute joke
2007-02-02 15:59:45 · answer #9 · answered by Hy34lif3™ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny at all
2007-02-02 15:13:35 · answer #10 · answered by kleighs mommy 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋