2007-02-02 06:58:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
that proves it
there are a type of lizard that can walk on water...
so jesus was part lizard.
fleas can jump insane amount,
so jesus was part flea
i think he was a fleazard.
2007-02-02 07:01:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 4⤋
Also, do not forget he (Jesus) ascended upwards away from earth defying gravity.
So Yeah, he could leap a tall building in a single bound.
2007-02-02 15:15:15 · answer #2 · answered by אידיאליסטי™ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He could if He wanted to, but there would need to be a purpose for it, not just to show off or prove anything to the likes of you.
Jesus is real and His miracles are documented. Superman is a comic book character.
Do you feel better now that you got your daily mocking listed?
If you could only grasp the love He has for you, even in your mocking, it would change your life and your eternity. You are missing out...'sho nuff'!!!
2007-02-02 15:07:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I say why not jesus is the lord and holy spirit he could jump a building in a single bound. Why not the lord created the universe he could do anything.
2007-02-02 15:02:53 · answer #4 · answered by Will S 2 · 4⤊ 3⤋
If Jesus could Levitate, Disappear,Raise the Dead, You are asking answers!!!!
2007-02-02 15:08:41 · answer #5 · answered by Sweet_rose 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is no such thing as a god. So therefore Jesus was not able to do anything because he did not exist. If there was however, a man named Jesus Christ back in the days, he was ONLY a person and could not do anything beyond what I can do or you or him or the person down the street.
No magic, no walking on water, raising the dead, or bringing back Seinfeld...because there is only reruns and there is no god.
2007-02-02 15:06:01 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 4⤋
If He wanted He could help you to,personally I have never been interested in jumping buildings,but that is my preference He also saves people from hell and i much prefer that
2007-02-02 15:08:07 · answer #7 · answered by loveChrist 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I think he just found all the rocks in the water to walk on and every one was impressed and knew no better
2007-02-02 15:08:28 · answer #8 · answered by woodsonhannon53 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
no but he wore his underpants over his tights
St. Paul in his Epissall to the Impossible:-
"And low did Jesus emerge from his dwelling with his caks on over his leggings and upon his breast he did wear a T-shirt upon which was writ 'SuperJ'. And thus attired did Jesus set forth amongst the masses to start a new religion and make shedloads of cash for the Catholic Church"
2007-02-02 15:02:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
Their were no tall buildings back then.
the question is poorly written.
2007-02-02 15:32:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋