(Let me preface this by saying I feel as Americans we have a duty to upport our president despite our personal feelings about them. especially during war-time. This is only a joke not a political statement)
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away...
The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist...
2007-02-02 06:54:08 · 9 answers · asked by tuxgal3 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"
Lincoln replies "Go see a play."
2007-02-02 06:54:25 · update #1
Keeva-geez...chill I never claimed it was mine. Yes I got it from there. What of it?
2007-02-02 07:01:28 · update #2
Bengals-Abe Lincoln saw a play and was killed.....
2007-02-02 07:03:18 · update #3
Oops *support I meant. I'm not bitter at all. I don't usually like jokes that make fun of our prez. But this one cracked me up
2007-02-02 07:06:26 · update #4
Oops again:
The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight...
2007-02-02 07:20:58 · update #5
Hey, keeva<3. I bet a good 95% of the jokes on Y!A are lifted straight from the Web. Especially a certain someone who shall remain nameless.
I like the joke, but what did Jefferson tell him?
Ole Abe knows what's best. Hey, isn't that what each generation tells the next? The older generation is always the wiser.
2007-02-02 07:11:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Now I can understand why Bush has got so many troubles - He cannot sleep without past presidents disturbing his sleep every night.
2016-05-24 05:46:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*snort* i guess Lincoln wanted him dead as well. I wonder how Lincoln keeps up to date with the currect politics....channel 666 on the newest ghost TV? ;)
2007-02-02 07:08:58 · answer #3 · answered by alex wolfgang black 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very cute!
2007-02-02 06:59:57 · answer #4 · answered by Cowboy Take Me Away 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and bring Rumsfeld.
2007-02-02 06:57:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you bitter, you stole that from comedy central jokes! i just read it, form my yahoo page. you could have at least given them credit!
2007-02-02 06:58:45 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
what's so funny
2007-02-02 07:40:59 · answer #7 · answered by lady luck 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHAHA......I dont get it?
2007-02-02 06:59:04 · answer #8 · answered by GO BENGALS 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I like it, thanks, lol
2007-02-02 08:05:50 · answer #9 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋