Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking companies fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" said the lawyer.
Farmer Joe responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite mule Bessie into the......."
"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, “I’m fine?”
Farmer Joe said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road..."
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite mule Bessie."
Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favourite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, "Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her - how are you feeling?"
2007-02-02 06:50:02 · 11 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good. Reminds me of the same lawyer who was driving along the road when another car ran into him. Because he was wearing a seat-belt he wasn't badly hurt, just shaken. He jumped out of the wrecked vehicle and went across to see the driver of the other getting out too. He was surprised to see it was a priest.
"Hell father," He said, "What were you doing? You've wrecked my car!"
"I'm truly sorry my son." Said the priest, "A momentary lapse of concentration. Any way I've just called the police on my mobile phone, they'll be here shortly." And then looking deep into the lawyers' eyes continued. "You know son, you look terribly shaken. Here have a sip of brandy from my hip flask."
"You're right father." Agreed the lawyer taking the flask and having a drink. "Oh, that's better."
"Have some more son." Encouraged the priest. "In fact drink it all, I don't mind."
The lawyer did as he was bid and on almost finishing the flask said. "That was great father. I've saved a mouthful for you. Here you are" handing the flask back to the priest.
"Oh that's very kind of you my son." Said the priest, smiling, "But I think I'll have mine after the police have been.
2007-02-02 07:12:04 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 04:52:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's lucky to be alive, now i know why he told the patrol man he was fine. OR he will have been shoot between the eyes too.
2007-02-02 07:01:08 · answer #3 · answered by bootygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rotfl! 10/10! I woulda said the same!!! lol
2007-02-02 06:58:07 · answer #4 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope it made that lawyer feel like an a**.
2007-02-02 07:00:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
V good...did n't see that coming.
2007-02-02 08:16:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee, that's unexpected lol. I love this one lol
2007-02-02 07:20:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, liked that :-)
2007-02-02 06:58:28 · answer #8 · answered by Tazman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha.... poor farmer joe.....
2007-02-02 06:55:01 · answer #9 · answered by hottmama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL........ thanks for a laugh.........
2007-02-03 01:31:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋