What then? Will his sky daddy come in and rescue him, like a little girl?
2007-02-02 06:35:30 · 18 answers · asked by Sean 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I have no interest in changing you mind set. Within your imagination lies all possibilities. If it makes you feel better that your story comes true, enjoy the feeling. This is not to mock you in anyway and please take my words for what meaning they represent. I wish you well.
2007-02-03 05:26:13 · answer #1 · answered by blueridgemotors 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Satan has no power over jesus or God, God gave satan a small amount to do his job. Satan in order to keep his power has to believe in the Lord. Satan knows to bible from cover to cover he has to, he's a pawn, but seriously, no jesus would so throw the woop down on him, Satan is to smart to even try that.
2007-02-02 06:41:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
his daddy will send in his good friend jim baker to put out a new way foward out of the lake of fire, but jesus will be too stupid and ignorant to listen to his advice and sit in the lake some more until the world explodes.
2007-02-02 06:42:20 · answer #3 · answered by Salim Reilly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And for asking this dumb @ss question, what if once Jesus accidentally falls into the lake of fire and Satan wins, Satan heads for your house since he's so obviously welcomed there. But once he arrives he kills you and your entire family just by blinking his eyes. Would you like that? You devil worshiper!
2007-02-02 06:40:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
May be it is so that we all just proceed in blunt blind superstition. There may be a sort of transcendental meaning behind all what is that we are not able to grasp, that we will never ever be able to fetch. We may in fact have only a blurred dim intuitition about the meaning of our existence and of our destiny on this Earth and yonder.
Now we try different paradigms in order to locate our existence into some communal patterns of religious philosophical form - we are offered some paradigms and we are exhorted to adapt to them, but there is no certainty that anybody ever will agree with us about what truth really is, about how truth really is, otherwise you would never ever have heard about religious wars and about so many different religions and religious sects.
We may proudly graciously say that God created us in His own image, and that we of semitic strand were His favorite people in His beloved creation, and then someone else spurred by evil Satan will prompty derisively answer to us that that is just arrogant superstition and that in fact a people of a semitic strand created a God in their own image and declared that everyone among them should believe in that God or else end up being thrown into the fire of the Jehenna, or burning in Hell if you please. I may also tell you that we are a blunt nasty nano-something in a transition that no one among us knows anything about, but I may also tell you that a religion, no matter how naive or ingenuine it is told to be by detractors, may give us helpful paradigms of life and teleology and also be a comforting consolation in this life and hereafter and also, if the leaders from that religion think we have been good, really graciously good, secure us a place in yonder Paradise and even elect us into sainthood on this Earth and even go so far as to erect a huge temple and dedicate it to our name. Eventually more huge temples, temples all over the world of our religion, may be dedicated to our sanctified name, to our sanctified person.
Belonging to the Christian Religion, or to any other certified religion, you belong into a community that at least on paper, at least thru whispered or shouted words, promises to accept you and to protect you if you are good enough and if you graciously dedicate your life to your religious community. Then, not knowing of any other possibilities, you might promote the peace in your soul by humbly graciously surrendering to the dogmas of the creed that your community has declared to follow. Then you will feel corroborated and, always striving to be good according to what your creed declares, you will humbly fervently hope to be allowed to be exposed to the ever glowing glory of God's nearness in yonder Paradise. This perspective, whether you acknowledge it or not, is really immensely good for you.
2007-02-02 07:55:47 · answer #5 · answered by pasquale garonfolo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He must have gotten that cheat from some lame website.
Jiz-z (sp) probably would invoke Moses, to throw his deadly snakestaff to Satan.
But Satan would get his backup from the Amazing Kidfucking CathoHolic Priests!!!
What a BANG!!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArDPPQGiYKt2DwZNA.FnTW3sy6IX?qid=20070202114608AAu2kLJ
2007-02-02 06:38:11 · answer #6 · answered by Malcolm Knoxville 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you knew the Bible you would know that Michael the Archangel fights Satan and wins.
2007-02-02 06:38:12 · answer #7 · answered by HAND 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That will never happen. But I wonder what is wrong with people like you. U must be a miserable, revolted, unloved, disappointed person. So far only people with this kind of background makes fun of others faith. Grown ups, respect. I've met a atheist from the University of Calgary. Genius! Smart! But he never makes fun of choices, because he made one himself.
2007-02-02 06:40:10 · answer #8 · answered by Cister 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Well Jesus invented flame retardent so I'm pretty sure he'll lather up before going to war.
2007-02-02 06:38:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Jesus claimed he holds they key to both places. So you'll never have to worry about him falling down the pit. And if ever, maybe it's time you use yourself to be his cushion so it won't hurt him so much.
2007-02-02 06:44:59 · answer #10 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋