Men are like newborn babies - They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.
Men are like coffee - The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night.
Men are like computers. - Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
Men are like coolers. - Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like chocolate bars. - Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like power tools - They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.
Men are like remote controls. - Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
Men are like soap operas - They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
Men are like pillows. - Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy
Men are like old car tires. - Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
Men are like department stores - Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like horoscopes. - They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
2007-02-02 06:34:06 · 6 answers · asked by tinklover637 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!! That was too cute! I loved the one about men being like department stores!!
2007-02-02 06:38:09 · answer #1 · answered by felita2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-02-02 14:38:11 · answer #2 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
totaly agree!
2007-02-02 14:38:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me smile
2007-02-02 14:39:03 · answer #4 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good and true
That was a good laugh, thanks
2007-02-02 14:38:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't be hatin'.......
2007-02-02 14:44:10 · answer #6 · answered by mizike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋