Last one, off to work!!
Just a joke guys!!
A Chinese man went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he sat next to a famous Hollywood producer, Steven Spielberg who was already ahead by a quart of alcohol.
After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious hook from the producer. Picking himself up, he yelled, "What the hell was that for?"
The producer ranted: "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, you ##@@!!##! My dad perished in that bombing!"
"I am not Japanese, you stupid Nincompoop! I am Chinese!"
"Yeah yeah yeah ...Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, Vietnamese, ...you are all the same."
Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a deadly snake fist to the producer, sending him flat to the floor.
"What was that for?!!" exclaimed the producer. "That's for the sinking of the TITANIC! I had ancestors on that ship!" the Chinese man replied.
"You ignorant chink! The TITANIC was sunk by an iceberg!" shouted the producer.
"Yeah yeah yeah...Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg...you are all the same!"
2007-02-02 06:14:58 · 2 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one girl hope your night went better then mine horrendous to many p**sheads 10/10 for the joke
2007-02-02 17:42:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Heard it b4 but still funny. It must be the way you tell 'em (or type 'em)
Keep smilin'.
Don't work too hard.
2007-02-02 08:28:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋