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If Jesus returned to earth today and decided to pick new apostles, who would they be?

2007-02-02 06:03:38 · 15 answers · asked by thatoneguy 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Murderface: Thanks for the offer, but I don't believe in Jesus. I just wondered what people would say.

2007-02-02 06:08:22 · update #1

I know what the bible says. I said IF HE DECIDED TO PICK NEW APLOSTLES.

2007-02-02 06:13:32 · update #2

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The Three Stooges, Shaggy and Scooby, The Fantastic Four and The Spider Friends.

2007-02-02 06:22:14 · answer #1 · answered by Tori M 4 · 1 1

Jesus will return and he will not need any new apostles because the original apostles will return with him---that's in the Bible, Book of Revelation, either chapter 21 or 22.

2007-02-02 14:10:05 · answer #2 · answered by Preacher 6 · 0 1

Jesus is coming back, The bible says he'll come back like a theif in the night, no one knows the day or the hour. He's not coming back to pick new apostles he's coming back to take those who have accepted the free gift of salvation to heaven.

I hope it wont be to late for you my friend.

2007-02-02 14:17:14 · answer #3 · answered by Seanzie 3 · 1 0

The poorest of the poor with the richest of faith in Him. BUT Jesus will not do that-- just as the previous poster above noted about how the Lord will be coming back with His saints, at His second coming~

2007-02-02 14:11:06 · answer #4 · answered by Mandolyn Monkey Munch 6 · 0 0

Only He knows. If Christ returned today, He would be mocked by liberals and made out to be a charlatan. I guess they'd all shut their pieholes when He performed a miracle. But I doubt He would do something so outrageous. He would simply restate who He is and let it go. In time, He would be shown to be the Messiah...

2007-02-02 14:10:51 · answer #5 · answered by christopher s 5 · 0 1

I'm not sure, but I think Murderface would be one of them.

2007-02-02 14:14:27 · answer #6 · answered by crabskulls 2 · 1 0

Clint Presley and Jerry Vines.

2007-02-02 14:09:25 · answer #7 · answered by DATA DROID 4 · 0 1

The Dalai Lama would definitely be one. I think my mom would do a great job spreading peace and love, even though she isn't religious.

2007-02-02 14:12:29 · answer #8 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 0 0

Liberals.

2007-02-02 14:06:46 · answer #9 · answered by Mark 5 · 2 1

Apostles are church planters. It could be anyone!

I think Billy Graham would be an excellent choice!

2007-02-02 14:07:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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