I do not drink any watered-down crap beer like Bud, Coors, Miller, etc. I'm thinking maybe one of these possible choices:
Dos Equis Amber
Brooklyn Lager (may be a bit heavy for a long day)
McSorleys
Newcastle Brown
Harp's
Any ideas? It will be a long day so I don't want to go too heavy.
Ladies, please give your stats to apply for the service job. Proportion is more important to me than size. A little extra something something is OK too.
2007-02-02 06:00:46 · 5 answers · asked by ? 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
hire a stripper to serve your Jerk Lager
2007-02-02 06:04:32 · answer #1 · answered by stephanie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The best thing by far is your own urine! It has been researched far and wide and the results are in! Your own urine is free, chocked full of minerals and other goodies, doesn't need refrigeration if consumed on the spot, and does wonders for your immune system! As for a server... I am in the USMC, 5'10', 190 of pure muscle and would love to feed you you're own urine on Superbowl Sunday.
GE BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-02 06:12:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If that's all you think women are good for I'm sure your local strip joint will be glad to help you with your buxom beauty, just don't touch her they're known for being a little violent. I don't drink so I don't know the answer to your other question.
2007-02-02 06:06:55 · answer #3 · answered by April 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you must be a real lady's man. Its all about give and take. What makes you worthy of such service? Thank goodness I didn't end up with a guy like you.
2007-02-02 06:11:47 · answer #4 · answered by MJ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
New Castle brown ale
MMMMMM...
Gets me plenty ****** up without the bloted feeling.
2007-02-02 06:07:00 · answer #5 · answered by Gostenhauser5 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋