Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous so she decided to pay close attention at the next stoplight to be sure. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran
through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, crap, am I driving ?"
2007-02-02 05:40:39 · 7 answers · asked by yagman 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's funny, lol
2007-02-02 06:21:55 · answer #1 · answered by askMahesh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-02-02 05:52:01 · answer #2 · answered by Summer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!..Good One!
2007-02-02 05:45:36 · answer #3 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um ok kinda remotely funny...5.5/10 5 is avg
2007-02-02 05:45:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but its still funny
2007-02-02 05:52:09 · answer #5 · answered by peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only to share my opinion, it was more cute than funny.
2007-02-02 05:50:25 · answer #6 · answered by nikka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Repeat.....
2007-02-02 05:44:47 · answer #7 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋