A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Asda in Dundee with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Asda. Nice children you've got there -- are they twins?"The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.Why the hell would you think they're twins ?..... Do you think they look alike, ya dickead?""Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!
2007-02-02 05:37:32 · 27 answers · asked by HOOPS 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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As someone who has been in Asdas in Dundee many times, I truly understand this joke because the place is HOACHING with women who are just like that.
And the kids - the boy would be called Wee Davy and the girl would be Courtney (pronounced CORE TEN AAAAAAAAY GET BACK HERE YOU WEE SH**E" OR I'LL SKELP YER AR*E)
2007-02-02 06:58:50 · answer #1 · answered by justasiam29 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 x
2007-02-05 05:38:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good but not great 6/10
2007-02-02 05:41:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. I'm sure a lot of us know someone who could be that mother.
Was she in Chav clothing, too?
2007-02-02 07:44:13 · answer #4 · answered by chip2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats the funniest ever! LOL
2007-02-06 10:46:19 · answer #5 · answered by Ascetic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's good 9/10
2007-02-02 06:53:38 · answer #6 · answered by fozz89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One up to ASDA! good laugh !
2007-02-06 11:53:24 · answer #7 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I put this one on last week, but it was Walmart instead of Asda.
2007-02-02 05:46:56 · answer #8 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hahaha...LOVE IT!!! 8/10
2007-02-02 05:41:41 · answer #9 · answered by Amber R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one..brilliant!
2007-02-02 05:40:10 · answer #10 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋