Evolution IS a lie! You atheists know it.
I would like to be the first atheist/evolutionist to apologize. Satan has made us pawns, and we are being used to forward these lies.
Additionally, it is a lie that the Earth goes around the Sun.
It is also a lie that the Earth is round, it is in fact flat.
We are part of an international global conspiracy to forward the lies of Evolution, round earth theory, and the theory of the solar system having planets orbit the sun,
additionally but this isn't something they've taught me, but there really is no such thing as an Atom or Gravity, the Theory of Gravity is also a lie.
I apologize.
Help us! Save us! Quote from your Bible soon
2007-02-02 05:08:40 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Damn man, Satan's gonna be pissed that you let the cat out of the bag.
2007-02-02 05:40:59 · answer #1 · answered by Phil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is the theory of evolution the standard by which we measure all of science? It seems like on here that when you study science the only thing that matters is evolution. Believe it or not, I believe in science but I do not believe in evolution (at least as you see it). Gravity is a law - evolution is a theory. Please at least be honest enough to say that. It is a reasonable explanation (for some) for the evidence that is known - but it is not a law.
I know that the Catholic church has had its fair share of bad decisions, but do not lump all thinking Christians in with them. The Bible doesn't say that the earth is flat nor does it say that the sun revolves around the earth.
This was a very childish example of someone who does not understand how to engage a conversation with Christians.
2007-02-02 05:18:48 · answer #2 · answered by mark777 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My God, aren't you funny!!!Ha ha ha ha!!!! I just can't stop but be amazed at your irony.
Do you by any chance imagine that Christians live in a paralell universe where the world is flat and the earth doesn't move around the sun?
Actuall, Christianity recognizes quite a lost of the ideas regarding evolution. But I am wondering why I should even try to bother to explain this to you, because you obviously don't care.
2007-02-02 05:17:59 · answer #3 · answered by Ana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a thank you to even initiate with you. DUDE!, at the beginning you're able to desire to be below the Infinement of non secular fairy tale crap which i be attentive to you're. 2nd, the earth evolves around the solar certainty. 0.33, there is info to teach we evolve over the direction of tens of millions of years, and ultimately, we are no longer area of a worldwide conspiracy to unfold lies the only one here spreading lies is you bigot! additionally you have the audacity to call gravity and the atom? of course you have a level of organic lack of understanding in bible thumping college or something. human beings such as you're making me chortle yet on the comparable time make me think of you're smoking pot :) placed that for the period of a pipe and smoke it!
2016-11-02 03:30:05 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I like your Creativity of your Theory.
No Bible quotes here!
Now just admit to the existence of create.
2007-02-02 05:22:20 · answer #5 · answered by אידיאליסטי™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Creationists have no problem believing other scientific theories. Just the ones that contradict their religious beliefs. That tells you all you need to know about their motivations.
2007-02-02 05:22:10 · answer #6 · answered by Count Acumen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always suspected gravity was a lie. That's why birdies can fly, no?
2007-02-02 05:19:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely, and Dirt Dollies are the only way we could possibly have come to be--that good christian man Darwin must have lied
2007-02-02 05:16:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I admire your sarcasm... even though I'm a Christian, and think you're taking it a bit too far... lol
2007-02-02 05:15:48 · answer #9 · answered by Emily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha damn thats what happened to amelia her plane went off the side of the world and hoffa and all the egyptians they fell off the flat world.
2007-02-02 05:16:03 · answer #10 · answered by Strange 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋