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How can God not have bowl control?

I swear it wasn't me!

I know I smelt it but I had not dealt it... I swear!

2007-02-02 05:00:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Pamela V.

I'll tell you what, if you let one loose while praying... I'll bet you damn sure will remember me!

Hala Lu Yea!

2007-02-02 05:14:21 · update #1

8 answers

I can't help stop laughing.
Maybe it was you after having so many roasted beans.

2007-02-02 05:04:26 · answer #1 · answered by ManhattanGirl 5 · 1 1

I'll remember you in prayer to day and every day! I pray that all fear, doubt,unbelief pride, arrogance, slander, complacency,division,haltered, meanness,criticism,and disunity;all rebellion,strife, all slander,and filthy communication out of people's mouth's all lying scorning and obscene remarks like the one made today on this site be stopped in Jesus ' Name.

2007-02-02 05:10:26 · answer #2 · answered by Pamela V 7 · 1 0

Can you read the sky when it rains, but not the signs from GOD. He's letting you know you ain't SH1T!

2007-02-02 05:09:11 · answer #3 · answered by THE NEXT LEVEL 5 · 1 0

it's a sign you need to quit making up stories like this one

2007-02-02 05:03:59 · answer #4 · answered by wanda3s48 7 · 1 0

The bad spelling gave away your ignorance!!!

2007-02-02 05:05:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

that is amazzing the first occorance I have heard of God must Love you.

2007-02-02 05:04:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

You've been blessed by the holy spirit!!!

2007-02-02 05:03:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

It's a sign you should tell me where you buy your weed.

2007-02-02 05:04:43 · answer #8 · answered by MotherMayI? 4 · 1 1

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