He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"
The guy says," I'm green with NV".
The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink."
A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"
She replies, "I'm tickled pink."
The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party."
A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the
host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, standing stark naked,
one with his knob in a bowl of custard, and the other with his knob stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says, "Well, what the
hell are you both doing? You could get arrested standing out there in the street like that. Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be?!?!"
Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokn discustard, and Mick here has just
come in dispair"
2007-02-02 04:52:59 · 12 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmfao..Nice 10/10
2007-02-02 04:55:55 · answer #1 · answered by MK <>< 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the last time i was at a fancy dress party i went as Begbie from Trainspotting so i would just go as him again to save me spending money on a new outfit.
2016-03-29 01:37:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this is the first time I've ever literally cried with laughter at a joke on this site. It's class!
2007-02-02 07:59:20 · answer #3 · answered by chip2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best one todaty 10/10
2007-02-02 05:19:45 · answer #4 · answered by tobybites 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one you pretty thing you cant beat the Irish humour 10/10
2007-02-02 07:18:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that is fantastic and guess what - I never heard it before, and I like it very much.
2007-02-02 05:33:42 · answer #6 · answered by Ali 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is great.10/10. Boom Boom !
2007-02-02 04:56:27 · answer #7 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmeo =]
2007-02-02 04:56:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...OMG that was hilarious.....I can't stop laughing. ha ha ha ha ha ha....woooo. I loved that one..that was so funny.
2007-02-02 05:03:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eewwww lol eewwww lol. gross and funny at the same time.
2007-02-02 04:57:20 · answer #10 · answered by star42430 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋