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2007-02-02 04:48:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

HEY! what tha! I will bet a million bucks that no one has ever seen God naked!

Proves that he is afraid to be seen in the nude!

2007-02-02 04:53:24 · update #1

Daryl don't hold back! What are you really trying to say?

2007-02-02 04:54:33 · update #2

Red Night, you lost your virginity at the age of 21 and if you were not married then according to your own beliefs, you will be burning in hell write next to me! ;)

2007-02-02 04:56:30 · update #3

mld m I thought we were created in his image?

Did you get your fairy tale facts twisted some how?

Wrong fairy tale?

2007-02-02 04:57:38 · update #4

And I never said that God had or needs clothing.

I is always naked hello, I am just saying that I suspect that he just does not want us to see him in his birthday suit!

2007-02-02 05:30:44 · update #5

10 answers

Don't know if this helps, according to the Gospel of Thomas
'His disciples said 'We know you are going to leave us, when will we see you again?'
Jesus said 'When you strip off your clothes and trample them under your feet like children without shame, then you shall see the son of the living one, and you will not be afraid'

According to one mystic God appeared to him as 'the naked truth' in female form. If you search for truth, she is naked but clothed in words and symbols that veil her. This is a principle of knowledge in the mysteries which are behind the 'God' we conceptualise

2007-02-02 05:56:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God could care less if we are naked or not! I pray in the shower all of the time! This one is for you!"Heavenly Father, I pray in your name and in the power of the Holy Spirit and by the power of the written word of God that no one will ever say or defile your web site like this ever again!" I pray for this poor tormented misinformed negative person. Forgive him Father an send a healing touch to him release him from the useless and senseless slander of you. In Jess' name Amen!"

2007-02-02 13:00:34 · answer #2 · answered by Pamela V 7 · 1 0

God is an entity, you silly ninny. He doesn't have a body. That's why his followers aspire to perfect their "SOUL". We are after all "created in his image" But I must admit that's just about one of the most bizarre thoughts I've ever heard expressed about God. I can't imagine what else goes through your mind.......

2007-02-02 12:55:43 · answer #3 · answered by mld m 4 · 1 0

God is not a human being to wear clothes few have seen him at all he is spirit.

2007-02-02 12:58:51 · answer #4 · answered by Mim 7 · 1 0

You must be the absolute stupidest sonofabitch on this website.

2007-02-02 12:53:32 · answer #5 · answered by Darryl L 4 · 2 0

Moses saw god's backside! Mary saw god's frontside!
Mummy! That old bearded man has just exposed his **** to me!

2007-02-02 12:51:57 · answer #6 · answered by Irreverend 6 · 1 3

you will see what you get for this question in hell.

2007-02-02 12:54:22 · answer #7 · answered by RED ROSE 5 · 2 0

what kind of question is this? get a life

2007-02-02 12:51:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

I agree.

2007-02-02 12:52:04 · answer #9 · answered by S K 7 · 1 3

" Whow ".....I am at a loss for words....

2007-02-02 13:03:38 · answer #10 · answered by Blondie B 4 · 0 0

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