On the top of a tall building in a large city, there was a bar. In this bar, a man was drinking heavily. He would ask the bartender for a tequila shot, then walk out to the balcony and jump off. Minutes later, he would appear in the elevator and repeat the whole process.
This one guy watched this happen a number of times until curiosity got the better of him. Finally, he went up to the man and asked, "Hey, you keep drinkin', then jumpin' off the balcony. And yet, minutes later, you're back again. How do you do it?"
"Well, the shot of tequila provides a buoyancy such that when I get near the ground, I slow down and land gently. It's lots of fun. You should try it."
The guy, who was also quite pissed out of his gourd, thought to himself, "Hey, why not?" So he goes to the bar, drinks a shot of tequila, then walks out to the balcony, jumps off, and whooooooooooooo, splat!
The bartender looks over at the first guy and says, "Superman, you're an a**h0le when you're drunk."
2007-02-02 04:40:14 · 4 answers · asked by sugarscamp 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I LOVE Superman! =)
2007-02-02 04:40:59 · update #1
that's very funny and it's the first time I heard it, but you shouldn't have given away part of the punchline in the question. I kinda saw it coming, know what I mean? If you didn't mention Superman you woulda totally blind-sided me.
2007-02-02 05:46:33 · answer #1 · answered by John P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's awesome!
I love the Kent-man myself!
2007-02-02 13:08:37 · answer #2 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read this a couple of weeks ago, but it is still funny.......
2007-02-02 13:56:07 · answer #3 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEAH AND MY MUM SENDS YOU FLOWERS.
2007-02-02 13:14:10 · answer #4 · answered by xrandomnessx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋