2007-02-02 04:31:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great...here comes another batch of Steven Wright jokes...
2007-02-02 04:33:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cuz #2 doesnt stand for popularity! the #1 pencil is the lightest lead the #3 is the darkest lead! so....#2 is the in between! only reason i know this is my friend is obsessed with drawing! sorry for all '!' but none of the other people know so it gets annoying
2016-03-15 04:17:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's funny. the number of the pencil describes the type of graphite used in it i believe. the darkness and shine is different for the 1 and 3.
2007-02-02 04:34:35 · answer #3 · answered by eriq p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The #1 pencil became King and has already died. Therefore #2 is in charge.
2007-02-02 04:36:26 · answer #4 · answered by LindaAnn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the # 1 pencil has decided to retire, and won't take anyone's phone calls.
2007-02-02 04:33:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
number 1 is softer and used in art projects
2007-02-02 04:33:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because there is only ONE number one, and that--is me. Just kidding, no thumbs down please.
Anywho...
If a fly lost it's wings, would it then be called a 'walk'?
2007-02-02 04:38:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
I don't know
maybe only royalty can use number 1
2007-02-02 04:34:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
when i was growing up, number one or number two was never something you wanted to be.
2007-02-02 04:37:19 · answer #9 · answered by n.t. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sure it was voluntary. Who wants all the pressure of being #1?
2007-02-02 04:47:19 · answer #10 · answered by ricks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋