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The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.

MONDAY:
For sale: R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap.

TUESDAY Notice:
We regret having erred In R.D. Jones' ad yesterday. It should have read "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 948-0707 and ask for Mrs. Kelly, who lives with him after 7 P.M."

WEDNESDAY Notice:
R.D. Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: "For sale R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who loves with him."

2007-02-02 04:24:44 · 8 answers · asked by sugarscamp 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

THURSDAY Notice:
I, R.D. Jones, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 948-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Kelly. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper but she quit!

2007-02-02 04:25:15 · update #1

8 answers

lol. whatever happened to the newspaper editor during those 4 days?

2007-02-02 04:39:40 · answer #1 · answered by n.t. 4 · 0 0

Funny!!

2007-02-02 12:52:31 · answer #2 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0 0

i would've sued the newspaper

2007-02-02 12:37:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Way cute,and funny.......thanks for sharing...

2007-02-02 13:10:13 · answer #4 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0 0

Isn't life wonderful? ;-)

2007-02-02 16:02:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good

2007-02-02 12:41:12 · answer #6 · answered by deerolmind 3 · 0 0

lol

2007-02-02 12:31:08 · answer #7 · answered by anna 7 · 0 0

LOL!

2007-02-02 13:21:37 · answer #8 · answered by yakkydoc 6 · 0 0

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