Where will you hide when he returns?
2007-02-02 04:23:52 · 15 answers · asked by GODZILLA 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'll hide with you down below.
2007-02-02 04:27:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a Jesus shelter, I have a Jesus Treehouse.
It is stocked with dry ice, camouflauged sleeping bags, instant coffee, marshmallows, snowshoes, caramel ice cream topping, and a dvd of "Passion of The Christ".
I think I'm ready!
2007-02-02 12:26:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I will hide in my secret underground fortress I constructed in an undisclosed location.
2007-02-02 12:30:21 · answer #3 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got my bomb shelter all ready. It's packed with ten years of emergency rations and enough ammo to shoot down a small flock of angels. ;-)
2007-02-02 12:27:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i am waiting for him to return so i can give him a piece of my mind, he ran away with my can of baked beans the last time,, i will give him a kick in his but and show him my favourite movie, passion of the christ (unrated version)
2007-02-02 12:26:49 · answer #5 · answered by brightlamp 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can't tell from your question whether you are Christian, or if you are not. Why not give some indication that you are trying to say something intellegent?
2007-02-02 12:28:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful witness to the unbeliever! You're doing the enemy's work VERY well with your pride and childishness. You're worse than the athiest. Grow up or do us other Christians a favor: pretend to not believe, because we don't need people like you staining our image.
2007-02-02 12:27:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
You are sooooooooooo going to hell for that.
2007-02-02 12:27:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is NO hiding when HE returns
2007-02-02 12:26:13 · answer #9 · answered by Child of God 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
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Why is randy yelling at you? That was kinda weird...
2007-02-02 12:28:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋