A man was walking across the road when he met with an accident. When open his eyes at the hospital, his wife was there beside him.
He held her hands and said meaningfully: "You've always been beside me. When I was a struggling university student, I failed again and again. And sometimes, even my re-sits as well. You were always there beside me, encouraging me to go on trying."
She squeezed his hands as he continued:"When I went for all the major interviews and failed to clinch any of the jobs, you were there beside me, cutting out more advertisements for me to apply."
He continued "Then I started work at this little firm and finally got to handle a big contract. I blew it because of one little mistake. And you were there beside me."
Then I finally got another job after being laid off for some time. But I never seem to be promoted and my hard work was not recognized. As such, I remained in the same position from the day I joined the company until now...
2007-02-02 04:18:23 · 13 answers · asked by sugarscamp 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...And you were there beside me."
Her eyes brimmed with tears as she listened to her husband. "And now I met with an accident and when I woke up, you are here beside me....
"....There's something I'll really like to say to you..."
She flung herself on the bed to hug her husband, and sobbing with emotion.
He said..., " I think you really bring me bad luck.."
2007-02-02 04:18:58 · update #1
LOL! Just like a man, blame the women.
But that was hysterical. Here's one for you.
LAST CHILD SUPPORTCHECK!!!
Today be my baby girl's 18th birthday I be so glad that dis be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all dose payments! So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get here, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take dis check over to yo momma house and tell her dis be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face."
So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious
to hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face. Baby girl
walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"
She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" .... and watch
the 'spression on yo face"!!!
2007-02-02 04:23:16 · answer #1 · answered by Hmm 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Then she pulled the plug and they had to put him back on the respirator.
2007-02-02 12:37:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's awesome thank you for making me laugh.
2007-02-02 12:21:49 · answer #3 · answered by peeps 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn Straight.
2007-02-02 12:23:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is usually what they say after you invest years with them.......good joke.......
2007-02-02 13:15:27 · answer #5 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice one
2007-02-02 12:23:09 · answer #6 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-02 12:22:36 · answer #7 · answered by momma for life 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Lol!!!!
2007-02-02 12:44:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's wasn't nice after all . . .
2007-02-02 12:25:43 · answer #9 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! That's cruel but yet hilarious!!! Thanks for the awesome joke!!!!
2007-02-02 12:24:31 · answer #10 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋