Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse?
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Two dyslexic skiiers were wondering wether they ought to zig-zag down the piste or zag-zig. They decided to ask someone and button-holed a young man.
"Excuse me," the first skiier said. "We were wondering wether we ought to zig-zag on the piste, or zag-zig. Could you tell us?."
"Don't ask me," the young man replied. "I'm a tobogganist."
"Well in that case," said the second skiier, "I'll have twenty Rothmans please."
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
He sold his soul to Santa!
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One dyslexic would-be lover bought himself a s$x manual but spent all night in his girlfriend's kitchen trying to find her vinegar.
2007-02-02 04:14:09 · 12 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fantastic. I think we must have the same sense of humour. Your number one fan. x.
2007-02-05 22:03:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.7/10.
2007-02-06 06:46:16 · answer #2 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for not trotting out that old tired, lame-a.ss joke about the agnostic dyslexics staying up all night pondering the existence of dog...
2007-02-02 12:19:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 8/10
2007-02-06 16:22:35 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you hear about the dyslexic rock start who drowned in his own vimto?
2007-02-02 12:21:15 · answer #5 · answered by teenagekick5 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U ave 2 try harder, not funny
2007-02-02 12:31:25 · answer #6 · answered by crazychick_woman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, you have a great sense of humour.
2007-02-06 15:59:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmm. Damn! They're subtle. But I'm not going to tell you which ones...
2007-02-07 02:45:27 · answer #8 · answered by busted.mike 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
8/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-02 16:33:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-07 03:22:22 · answer #10 · answered by St.gaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋