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Dude... thats quite funny..... But the GOD SQUAD wont find it funny cause they cant joke about anything like that..... even if you were the pope.

And cue the sad people who will start to put down a whole scroll of bible text.... lol as if thats going to convert you.

2007-02-02 04:06:06 · answer #1 · answered by 2 good 2 miss 6 · 2 0

I think God made sun after the plants so that people could not mix the Bible and evolution and say they are compatible.

Its just like in the N.T. when Jesus turned the water into wine, the Bible says that this was His first miracle, that way the Bible said that the Apocrypha book telling about Jesus as a boy making clay doves come alive would be know as a story made by man.

2007-02-02 12:12:58 · answer #2 · answered by tim 6 · 1 1

Because he is the light of the world

2007-02-02 12:08:42 · answer #3 · answered by : 6 · 1 1

Bloody hell, someone's got some spare time ^

Really, I think it's because he's God, he doesnt need light to see. It was for us. Anyway, he didnt create it, so what does it matter?

2007-02-02 12:07:41 · answer #4 · answered by Chris R 2 · 0 1

Because God Himself IS light.

2007-02-02 12:07:49 · answer #5 · answered by FUNdie 7 · 0 1

If you really believe in God then you should know that rules of humans do not apply to GOD.He certainly can do any thing in the dark.otherwise he would not be God

2007-02-02 12:09:41 · answer #6 · answered by incredible22 3 · 1 1

2 good 2 miss that's hilarious. "god squad" I'm so using that one from now on, bible bangers is just so old and over used. really funny

2007-02-02 12:25:53 · answer #7 · answered by Jenn 3 · 2 0

whoa how long is that answer chill pill!!!!
just remember not every one shares the same opinion!!!
Light first would have been a good idea surely!

2007-02-02 12:09:03 · answer #8 · answered by beckieblondebird 1 · 1 1

Try reading Michael Baigent's book - 'Ancient Traces'. I think you'd find it interesting.

2007-02-02 12:05:05 · answer #9 · answered by megtownson 2 · 0 2

And why did he stuff the earth full of fossils to make us think we evolved?

2007-02-02 12:11:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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