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Ed was at home with the missus when he heard a knock at the front door. He opened it to see his friend Ted there clutching his hands between his legs. "What's wrong?", Ed said. "I've been hit by a bl$$dy cricket ball!" said his friend. Just then Ed's wife came to the door and said "Quick come in here and I'll look after you". When Ed looked in the kitchen he saw his friend sitting on a dining chair, his wife had a bowl of rose water and petals and was bathing his friend's manhood with cotton wool and the water.

"OMG", thought Ed, "How do you feel?" he said. His friend turned and said "Ed, I think what your wife has done has helped a lot!", then holding his finger in the air he said "But I still think I will lose the nail!"

2007-02-02 03:41:04 · 24 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

24 answers

LOL
9/10
Good joke. You can bathe my nail anytime. You're a funny lady tink.
Keep smilin'.

2007-02-02 08:40:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

good one tink she was rubbing thing the wrong finger but that will take his mind of the sore bit 10/10 +

2007-02-02 12:07:16 · answer #2 · answered by speedy 5 · 1 0

2/10. Not that funny.

2007-02-02 12:21:10 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 1 0

nice one girl i bet the whole cricket team follow him lol 10/10

2007-02-02 11:54:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Bl$$dy hilarious!!!!!

2007-02-02 11:51:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

very funny, could just see the missus doing something like that hahahahahahahahaha

2007-02-02 12:44:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

It's sounds like bloody incest.Not funny!

2007-02-02 11:47:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

To the blo-tie wanking yanks that didnt get that you must never seen Benny Hill. I LMAO blo-tie good i say!!!!!!

2007-02-02 11:55:26 · answer #8 · answered by apache672004 4 · 0 2

Pretty good 1!!!

2007-02-02 11:48:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's ok but not really LOL funny!

2007-02-02 11:45:32 · answer #10 · answered by PeachyPies 3 · 1 0

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