Ed was at home with the missus when he heard a knock at the front door. He opened it to see his friend Ted there clutching his hands between his legs. "What's wrong?", Ed said. "I've been hit by a bl$$dy cricket ball!" said his friend. Just then Ed's wife came to the door and said "Quick come in here and I'll look after you". When Ed looked in the kitchen he saw his friend sitting on a dining chair, his wife had a bowl of rose water and petals and was bathing his friend's manhood with cotton wool and the water.
"OMG", thought Ed, "How do you feel?" he said. His friend turned and said "Ed, I think what your wife has done has helped a lot!", then holding his finger in the air he said "But I still think I will lose the nail!"
2007-02-02
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