2007-02-02 03:32:40 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ah, then you must hear this joke! A Sufi came to Paradise, and was being shown around by the angel Jibril (Gabriel). "You can sing and dance as much as you like," he said. "But be very quiet when you go past Door Number 7."
"Why?" the Sufi asked.
Jibril smiled. "Oh, the conservative Christians are all in that room. They think they are the only ones here."
2007-02-02 03:37:27 · answer #1 · answered by KCBA 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
there is not any secret password to circulate into the pearly gates of heaven. God knows all of people who have been born lower back into His family contributors and could no longer save them waiting outdoors the gates. they are going to be ushered in with large enthusiasm. If one hasn't been born lower back and hasn't placed their faith in the Lord Jesus Christ, then what one says or does at that factor won't get them in.
2016-11-24 19:14:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While you are eating manna and drinking nectar the libs will be drinking alcohol, consuming BBQed dead bovine parts, listening to all kinds of music, cruising, surfing, and partying down. Rock & Roll will really be something different on a harp. The real question is where wiull you take a dump with your restored human body? Remember the lawyers will all be in hell and droping loads through the clouds will really cost you!
2007-02-02 04:20:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought St. Peter manned the pearly gates.
2007-02-02 03:36:01 · answer #4 · answered by Militant Agnostic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, heaven is heaven. U r in presence of God Almighty.
U r ther to worship Him, honour Him
All the things of world becomes a waste.
Then Y care abt the Liberals n stuff?
2007-02-02 05:02:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a damn shame with all of the starving people and little children in the world that Jesus has a gate made of pearls. I think I'll miss the NDP.
2007-02-02 03:39:36 · answer #6 · answered by MotherMayI? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will miss everyone that does not accept Christ as their Savior. All conservatives by the way will not get into heaven either. We cannot categorize like that, only Jesus saves not our political affiliation or anything else that we do or think. And guess what liberals can be in heaven, if they accept Christ just like everyone else.
2007-02-02 03:48:03 · answer #7 · answered by AdoreHim 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There won't be any pearly gates, but I can tell you that I will not miss any of this nonsense, not at all.
2007-02-02 03:37:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thankfully enterance to heaven does not depend on a person political party.
2007-02-02 04:02:05 · answer #9 · answered by WhatIf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I won't miss the liberals. I won't miss the conservatives. I won't miss anything having to do with politics. I will be glad to be away from all that nonsense.
Vicky
2007-02-02 03:40:29 · answer #10 · answered by loofahcat2 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋