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Man went on tv claiming to eat tools.
He then removed a claw hammer from his bag, pulled off the head and ate it. He then proceede to munch on the shaft and soon there was nothing left.
After several minutes of rapterous applause the man was interviewed by the presenter, " Do you do this profesionally?" he asked.

"No" he replied " I'm an Ammer chewer!!"

2007-02-02 03:18:42 · 17 answers · asked by motomarco9999 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

took me a couple of seconds got it in the end very good ha ha

2007-02-02 03:42:46 · answer #1 · answered by pat e 4 · 0 0

It got me dude. Very funny.

2007-02-02 11:25:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Chortle!

*Mocks*

Do you read the Beano by any chance?

2007-02-02 11:24:28 · answer #3 · answered by philiphunter 2 · 0 0

cool thats good keep em comin

2007-02-02 11:21:38 · answer #4 · answered by Lacadema (Role-player) 4 · 0 0

Yep good, had to read it twice though.

2007-02-02 14:29:01 · answer #5 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0 0

Good work, i like that.

2007-02-02 12:22:35 · answer #6 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0 0

haha lol funny

2007-02-02 11:29:05 · answer #7 · answered by anna 7 · 0 0

Lol~! Good play of words, never heard it before.

Keep 'em coming, thanks for sharing xx

2007-02-02 11:23:30 · answer #8 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0 0

dat was poor mate

2007-02-02 11:24:35 · answer #9 · answered by jizzro 2 · 0 0

cool

2007-02-02 11:23:44 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0 0

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