chuck has performed many many miracles in his time on earth.
More than jesus did. Is chuck really jesus in disguise?
He does preach religion.
His many feats can be found on any top 30 chuck norris website.
2007-02-02 03:18:19 · 5 answers · asked by Bluto Blutarsky4 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Facts about Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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2007-02-02 03:28:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris masturbated in a trailer that trailer is now optimus top chuck norris went to the virgin islands and wen he left they have been merely observed as the islands jesus could walk on water yet chuck norris could swim with the aid of land
2016-10-16 11:06:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris' sperm can cure AIDS..too bad he's never had sex.
2007-02-02 03:21:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes, of course he is....
2007-02-02 03:25:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think you're drunk......lol
2007-02-02 03:22:55 · answer #5 · answered by Harvard 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋