I got into a serious car accident a few years ago, and at the time my life sucked and I was really in debt, so I pretended to have brain damage. My parents hired a nurse to take care of me and when she left to get married they got another one who is really ugly and mean. How can I let my parents know I want a new nurse. I haven't spoken a word in 3 years so I cant tell them that way. They don't think I have control of my hands so I can't write. Help me come up with a good idea please. I can't stand this gorilla of a woman wiping me anymore!
2007-02-02 02:50:14 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Find yourself a nice flashy thong with lots of sparkles and rhinestones. Put it on and then grease back your hair with somethinglike Crisco. Finally shake your behind in your parents face and say, "Look I'm healed, want a lap dance? Dad?"
Then continue to perform showtunes in your thong and perhaps some rollerblades. If your parents are mad, at least they get to enjoy a nice show out of the whole ordeal.
2007-02-02 02:55:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
What on earth?! Three years. I have no advice for someone who wastes so much time like that! And in such a decietful way. Get over yourself. I actually find this very hard to believe. I think this is c.rap, noone wastes 3 years just because they dont want to get found out.
2007-02-02 10:53:15 · answer #2 · answered by littleminnie1000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
QUIT FAKING BRAIN DAMAGE!!!! I really don't agree with what you are doing, it really is pretty low to put your parents through that kind of emotional and financial hardship when you are really perfectly healthy! I think you do have brain damage, but I think it is a mental health issue, not a physical condition! CREEP!
2007-02-02 11:02:05 · answer #3 · answered by Meadow Soprano 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean to tell me that you sat on your behind for 3years having your parents think you had some kind of brain disorder and you didn't that was cruel as hell! What are you thinking? That is very self centered of you! Maybe you do have brain damage?You my dear need to have KING KONG for a nurse.you crazy *************h.
2007-02-02 10:56:52 · answer #4 · answered by AMBRASIA C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is what you get for the lie in the first place!! This is just karma, and you are now getting what you truly deserve!! I think you should just suffer through this, or else confess to your parents that you are a weenie, and have been lieing all this time!!
2007-02-02 10:54:38 · answer #5 · answered by dragondave187 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOMMMMGGGGG!!!!!!! WOWWWWW!!!! How could you do that !!! WOW Ur really in big trouble!!! Just come clean. Your parents wasted a LOT of money on those nurses. Its gona be hard for them to forgive you!!!! Go to work pay off your debts. You have to be a slave to your parents if they even could bear to see you!!!
2007-02-02 14:00:15 · answer #6 · answered by sallyandlula 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm.... i wonder how your wife and that other girl you had the threesome with think about your coma brain crap... but it appears you may have had this problem since birth anyways... so what i am trying to say is that i am pretty sure that your family already knows you are a lying sack of ****- brain dead or not
2007-02-02 10:56:19 · answer #7 · answered by Steffi . 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come clean, or live in the hell you created. If you can talk let them know, we know you can use your hands so let them know that. Pray to God to get better and Come Clean tell them the truth.
2007-02-02 10:59:35 · answer #8 · answered by bigslick60 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude a new nurse is the least of your mental problems.
2007-02-02 10:53:35 · answer #9 · answered by whitebeanner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 years? I guess it's time to pay the piper. Tell everyone the truth
2007-02-02 10:53:41 · answer #10 · answered by LW 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋