Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.
"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard.
"I'm going to report you."
"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.
"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"
2007-02-02 02:15:53 · 4 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
when i was a kid my mom told me the put this stuff in the water that turned purple if you peed so everyone could see that you had done it
never peed in one in my life just incase its true lol
like it Xx
2007-02-02 02:28:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
splashing good joke 10/10
2007-02-02 12:00:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it, good start to the day, 9 / 10, thanks
2007-02-06 02:31:31 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-06 23:05:05 · answer #4 · answered by flower_from_the_heavens 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋